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Agent Provocateur

jb

 

undercover spy

private eye

double agent

mole

smooth criminal

schooled in espionage and capable of assuming various personalities

covert ops

surveillance

lurking

slinking

wiretapping

staking it out

But the jig is up, James Bond

you’ve been

found out

discovered

exposed

unveiled

recognized

No more pussy galore for you

 

 

 

 

Life Goes On

You’re engaged, and my stomach didn’t drop to my knees when I found out.

I experienced a momentary twinge of jealousy that it wasn’t me, then I remembered you asking me to send you dirty videos last June, shortly after you and she had done the “grown-up” thing and announced your relationship on Facebook, and the jealousy flew out the window to be replaced with pity for her.

 

Pity, because you’ll do the same thing to her that you did to me, and all of the other women who came before us. Maybe, you’re already doing it to her.

Soon enough she won’t have all the strokes your ego needs.  Her arm will be tired from patting you on the back all the time.  Her throat will be sore from constantly having to tell you what a great guy you are.

So then you’ll go in search of someone else to fill you up because you’ve never learned to do it for yourself.

Remains of Betrayal

As I sit here
in my puddle of bourbon and tears
disassembling the life I’d created
for us in my head
I’m sure that for you
life goes on
Nothing has changed
because there’s someone there
to fill my ruby slippers
and to carry on my
legacy
of ego stroking and ball licking

Haunted by what is reality
and the harshness of it
I curse you out loud
all the while knowing the connection
we experienced is something rare

In a world of relationships
littered with demons
and the scars I carry
from the talons they’ve dragged across my heart
the good things you brought to me
in comparison
were a downy feather
brushed against my cheek

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