Fat Bottom Girl Said What

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Archive for the month “July, 2011”

Me. . .A Work in Progress

I am now, and forever shall be, a work in progress. I don’t plan on ever perfecting myself, because that would be impossible, but I just want to be “better”. By “better” I mean–I want to feel good about being me on a more consistent basis, I want to cry less about things that aren’t worth crying over and reserve the tears for when they are truly needed, I want to have more patience with my son, I want to figure out how to be emotionally healthy within a healthy relationship. . . .and so many more things. I can’t promise this blog will be consistent because I am a very busy person. I can’t promise this blog will be informative or helpful. I can’t promise this blog will be humorous or insightful. The only thing I can guarantee is that this blog will be honest. I am a truth-teller, and a truth-teller I shall always be! I tend to “call-them-as-I-see-them”, and sometimes I offend or anger. Truth be told, I’m sure I piss people off a lot! (Another thing–I do cuss, so if you are sensitive you might want to find something else to read!) I have finally reached a point in my life where most of the time I really don’t give a rat’s ass what people think about me. I think I am a pretty neat person! I try my hardest to be a good mom, daughter, friend, and girlfriend, and some days I actually succeed at all. Other days I fail miserably. But I will share all of it with you. And like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, you never know what’s just around the corner!

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