Who knew. . .
This shit is really fucking with my OCD. Am I the only one who didn’t know they are “‘warm” and “cool” LED lights?? This isn’t getting my “trying to be fucking festive” holiday season off to a smooth start.
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Archive for the month “November, 2013”
Here Comes Winter
A good sign that winter is here–Big Mac Daddy snuggling and me in my flannel jammie pants. The ice outside makes me dream of living in a warmer climate, or at least of getting a rich boyfriend who will take me to tropical islands for vacations.
Lay Your Hands on Me
Credit: Tyler Knott Gregson
Bittertweet
Drinking the ‘ol Virgin Bourbon again…hoping for a miracle. Hell if a virgin can get an immaculate conception, do you think there’s a chance that at the very least I could get immaculately laid??
**How many times you think I have to mention how good this whiskey is before they send me a case of it??
Purrfect Pitch
Today I want to give a shout-out to my favorite furry friend, Buffalo Tom Peabody, and his sidekick, Gunther Tootie, over at Buffalo Tom Peabody’s Blog. BTP and Gunther, never fail to make me chuckle with their antics and shenanigans. Also, you can’t resist the BTP boxer shorts! When I saw this picture this morning, I thought of you two!! Here’s wishing you all 9 lives, well-lived! Go check them out, and tell them I sent you.
Virgin Tweet
Holy hell…do you think if I drink enough I will be one again? If so, you would hear men sobbing.
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