Fat Bottom Girl Said What

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Who knew. . .


This shit is really fucking with my OCD.  Am I the only one who didn’t know they are “‘warm” and “cool” LED lights??  This isn’t getting my “trying to be fucking festive” holiday season off to a smooth start.

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12 thoughts on “Who knew. . .

  1. So yellowish or bluish glow? The tree in the photo looks lovely, but I think I would want all of mine to match too, and that’s without OCD.

    • I guess the yellow is warm and the white is cool. It looks goofy, doesn’t it? Plus the bulbs are different sizes. I couldn’t find the same ones I bought before with the white wires. Why does it have to be so fucking difficult???

  2. Lol I did NOT know. You learn somethimg every day. haha….that would drive me nuts too

  3. Fat-Bottom-Honey,
    Oh, I am sooooo with you, mama. That would drive me nuts, too. I am so matchy-matchy that I cannot stand seeing X-mas lights on houses that don’t match. Like when people do a multi-color strand that connects to an all-blue strand. Shudder! I like all of my X-mas lights to be the same brand, size, etc. It’s a must! Or, another example: when celebrities wear a beige dress with hot pink shoes? WTF? That drives me up a wall. Match your friggen’ shoes to your outfits, people. I know, I got it bad. LOL! And, for the record, I think we are all OCD in certain ways. XOXO

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