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Getting Laid

Something’s getting laid at my house tonight!!  Nope, not me dammit.  It’s the linoleum in my upstairs bathroom.  Almost as excited about that, as I would be about getting laid myself, though.  This project has been dragging on since around the end of January, and I’m ready for it to be done.  With any luck, the rest of the shower, the toilet, and vanity will all be in before the week is out.  At this point in my life, getting my upstairs shitter put back in seems to be the highlight of my existence.  I know, you want my life.  Stand in line bitches!!

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