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Getting Laid

Something’s getting laid at my house tonight!!  Nope, not me dammit.  It’s the linoleum in my upstairs bathroom.  Almost as excited about that, as I would be about getting laid myself, though.  This project has been dragging on since around the end of January, and I’m ready for it to be done.  With any luck, the rest of the shower, the toilet, and vanity will all be in before the week is out.  At this point in my life, getting my upstairs shitter put back in seems to be the highlight of my existence.  I know, you want my life.  Stand in line bitches!!


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25 thoughts on “Getting Laid

  1. I answered “shit not me” ….. it’s been 3 weeks and I’m getting pretty damn moody!!

  2. Another reason living in a travel trailer is so awesome – the toilet room is less than three feet square – easy enough to bang any old piece of lino in myself. Wait. That sounds funny…

  3. You can dust off the old line”Want to come up and see my linoleum?”

  4. Getting laid in the bathroom. Kinky.

  5. Is that what it’s come to? Linoleum ranks up there with sex? It’s inevitable. It’s part of the human condition. Happens to us all sooner or later, I suppose.

  6. Melanie on said:

    Congrats on being almost finished with the new shitter. I know that’s exciting. Here’s to you being the next to be laid in your house.

  7. You could roll around on the linoleum naked. I know it’s not the same, but at least you would be in the proximity of something that got laid. Sorry, just trying to help…

    • So maybe I could get laid through osmosis?? Or association?? Or. . .hell, I have no idea what you’d call that!!! Currently I am just happy because I’ve got that working upstairs shitter! Really, what more could a girl ask for? Well, a lot really, but that’s a huge freakin’ list! lol

  8. Definitely come in handy if you have a man in the house and want at least one bathroom you don’t have to don a gas mask to enter. But alas, I have no man in my house. 😦

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