Getting Laid
Something’s getting laid at my house tonight!! Nope, not me dammit. It’s the linoleum in my upstairs bathroom. Almost as excited about that, as I would be about getting laid myself, though. This project has been dragging on since around the end of January, and I’m ready for it to be done. With any luck, the rest of the shower, the toilet, and vanity will all be in before the week is out. At this point in my life, getting my upstairs shitter put back in seems to be the highlight of my existence. I know, you want my life. Stand in line bitches!!
Fat Bottom Girl Said What 
I answered “shit not me” ….. it’s been 3 weeks and I’m getting pretty damn moody!!
Three weeks? Try living in remote Alaska! Grrrrr…….
Wow Kevin, you must be extremely moody then!! lol
You have no idea…..
lol. . . .It’s always a mood lifter for me to!!
Everyone here is 20 or 60. I’m 42. Bummer.
Wait a sec, are we no longer talking about tile here????
No, we were talking about linoleum weren’t we??? hahaha
I feel so dirty
It’s okay, you’re in good company then—me!! lol
Another reason living in a travel trailer is so awesome – the toilet room is less than three feet square – easy enough to bang any old piece of lino in myself. Wait. That sounds funny…
bwahahaha. . . .I am just loving how my comments light up over the title of this post!! Everyone has got their minds in the gutter, and are wishing their bodies were following!!
You can dust off the old line”Want to come up and see my linoleum?”
I would probably use, “Want to come up and see my new shitter??” . . . hahahaha
Getting laid in the bathroom. Kinky.
hahaha. . .you have no idea!!
Is that what it’s come to? Linoleum ranks up there with sex? It’s inevitable. It’s part of the human condition. Happens to us all sooner or later, I suppose.
Doesn’t even come close to ranking up there with sex, it’s just the only thing that’s getting laid in my house right now!! lol
Congrats on being almost finished with the new shitter. I know that’s exciting. Here’s to you being the next to be laid in your house.
Right back atcha!! I am now officially the proud owner of a brand new upstairs shitter and shower, with vanity to be finished tomorrow! Lucky me, I made a deal with the plumber, and got rid of the car I was letting Fuck Stick drive!! Yeah!!
hahahaha! Yay! for you, and glad the plumber got the car. One less reminder of Fuck Stick sitting around.
Yes! Now I will begin to work on looking for a lay of another kind!! lol
You could roll around on the linoleum naked. I know it’s not the same, but at least you would be in the proximity of something that got laid. Sorry, just trying to help…
So maybe I could get laid through osmosis?? Or association?? Or. . .hell, I have no idea what you’d call that!!! Currently I am just happy because I’ve got that working upstairs shitter! Really, what more could a girl ask for? Well, a lot really, but that’s a huge freakin’ list! lol
Sometimes, that extra elevation comes in handy, depending on what you had for dinner 😉
Definitely come in handy if you have a man in the house and want at least one bathroom you don’t have to don a gas mask to enter. But alas, I have no man in my house. 😦