Why have I never written in this section? I wasn’t really sure how to do it. Plus, what the hell do I say about myself? That I am fucked up, and can be slightly neurotic, that I overthink shit, that I feel things too deeply, that I seem to have extremely bad luck with men, that sometimes I drink too much, that I think I’m funny in a crude sort of way, that I consider myself to be a cool nerd, that I own power tools and know how to use them, that I still believe the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach and also a little further south, that I want a big love, a big love that will last the rest of my life. Basically, I am an eclectic nut, who can’t seem to find her niche.