About
Why have I never written in this section? I wasn’t really sure how to do it. Plus, what the hell do I say about myself? That I am fucked up, and can be slightly neurotic, that I overthink shit, that I feel things too deeply, that I seem to have extremely bad luck with men, that sometimes I drink too much, that I think I’m funny in a crude sort of way, that I consider myself to be a cool nerd, that I own power tools and know how to use them, that I still believe the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach and also a little further south, that I want a big love, a big love that will last the rest of my life. Basically, I am an eclectic nut, who can’t seem to find her niche.
Fat Bottom Girl Said What 
I wanted to like your About page, since it seems to be the blogger to blogger way to say “Hey, I stopped by and I think you are swell.” But you aren’t giving me much to wirk with, lady.
Kelly,
The About page… The first place I usually stop by… When’s the update, FBG?
Le Clown
LeClown,
When you light a fire under my ass. . . .
FBG
FBG,
I guess we’ll never see the update…
Le Clown
Le Clown,
But you forget about spontaneous combustion! I just got my Easy-Bake Oven, so wishes come true sometimes.
FBG
lol. . .I was trying to figure out how to post some shit in here the other day, and couldn’t find the tab to do it! I will definitely have to remedy the situation, especially if you think I am swell. 🙂 Even though I’ve been blogging for a little over a year, I still don’t know exactly how to use this site. I just figured out how to post my blog roll the other day. I am technically inept!
Hey, Just to let you know I have nominated you for ‘The Liebster Award’ here http://savedindrafts.wordpress.com/2013/01/02/the-liebster-award/ (if that link works lol) 🙂 Happy New Year
This is (was) Broken Heart Recovery, my anonymous blog was compromised and became not so anonymous. I’ve changed my site address to http://www.stilllovinghim.wordpress.com Please continue to follow my journey through affair recovery.
Congrats! You’ve been given the Versatile Blogger Award. Pick it up here if you like – http://thepolkadotskirt.net/2013/03/07/versatile-blogger-award-and-the-seven-things-about-me-you-probably-didnt-know/
You had me at power tools. I can’t even hold a screw driver without fucking something up.
I actually like doing work on my house. Guess it’s a good thing, since I can’t get a man to stick around for long! lol
I have actually put together most of the furniture in my house including a whole treadmill by myself. It is like running on a time-bomb. I
Hell, it’s possible my whole damn house will just fall down around me, with the work I’ve done!! Oh well, then I can collect the insurance!! 😉
Woman.. gave you a shout out today.. I referred to you as Kansas though because I totally doubt your bottom is fat. http://mancakestheblog.wordpress.com/2013/04/10/the-night-i-lost-my-virginity/
Are you kidding?? Sir Mix-a-lot wrote that song about me!!! hahaha I’m going to check it out right now, because it’s at the top of my Reader!! 🙂
It’s Dinah…aka Sirens way…I’ve missed you the whole time. Hope to regain momentum and reconnect in a positive way. xoxo.
Good to hear from you!! I was wondering where you’d gone!! I am in and out and trying to find some peace in my life right now. I have been giving myself permission not to write when I don’t feel like it, and letting go of some of the pressure of feeling like I needed to read absolutely every post by everyone I follow—all of it was getting to me. Hope you are doing well, and I will be following you once again. 🙂
How have I not seen your blog before now?? WTF? I will be visiting you regularly from now on.
It’s probably because I am so shy and reserved that you missed it! bwahahaha Welcome to my hot mess life!!
I stopped by to thank for following my blog and for sharing a bit of your story with me there. I’ve read more here and understand that these are challenging times for you and your son. Hang in there. All the cliches are really true: one day at a time.
Thanks so much for visiting and reading!! Hope you will be a regular! 🙂
And here I thought I was the only fat-bottomed girl around here. I guess I got schooled! Loving your blog!
I know numerous fat bottom girls. In fact, we have a club. 😉 Thanks for reading!!
Good luck for a love-filled life.
Thanks for visiting!
you are welcome
Hey you…I was wondering if you know what happened to Mancakes’ blog? If its a secret, you can email me or tweet or something. Its in my “contact” page.
I miss her musings!
I have no clue! I asked Don of all trades, and he had no idea either. I miss her bad too!!
Hmm…this makes me a sad panda. I really enjoyed her blog. And even Don doesn’t know? Very bizzare. I wonder if it had anything to do with her being Freshly Pressed and the popularity that comes with it?
Woman.
I miss you so. It’s lonely here without you!!
I am so busy, and so emotionally and physically tapped right now. On top of trying to deal with all the feelings of my son being at his dad’s all the time, work is really sucking hind tit right now too. Thanks for telling me you miss me!! I miss you too! 🙂
I love this page! Mainly because I haven’t done an About page either haha. But this gives me enough info to know I like you, we might be related, and I’m hitting follow.
Thanks for reading and for the follow!
I love your blogs, your photos are very beautiful. I’ll be back… I also have a second blog on old pictures.
piallat.wordpress.com
SENSUALITE | La beauté à l’état pure
Most of the photos aren’t my own, but thanks so much for visiting & commenting!! 🙂
It is a great pleasure for me. A very soon.
Hi! You won the drawing I had over on my blog for “Stranger in a Strange Land” you can let me know via FB message or DT or another way how I can send it to you. I’ll send it once we connect. Thanks for coming back and visiting so many times. I really like seeing your comments and am enjoying your blog. Good luck with things.
I won something??? I never win anything!! Do you think this means my luck is changing? :). Email me at fatbottomgirlsaidwhat@gmail.com, if you would please, and I will give you my address. I look forward to your next post!!
the best honest about page 😉 Looks like you are scolding us for reading it lol And I love your caption and the sub caption of the blog…..Very lovely ! I bet it make everyone smile 🙂 Wishes and Love xx
Thanks!! And so glad you came to visit! Hope you return!
Definitely 🙂
Thank you so much for joining us at wePoets we appreciate it! We are happy to showcase your work should you have some you would like to share!
Hello!
Excellent blog! I enjoyed reading it- very clever and well-written! Keep up the great work!
-Andrew
Thanks for visiting, hope you keep coming back!!
Power tools! Awesome!
Wait a minute, tell me they don’t take C batteries….
I cannot tell a lie. . . I might have some of that type around too!! 😉
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hey sweetie!
guess what…yeah..i nominated you.
http://lisajohnsonsawyer.com/2013/08/26/monday-monday/
HA! i heart you?
all smiles?
lisa
Thanks honey!! I am terrible passing on these things. 😦
LOL…i know…trust me. it has taken me allll day. jsut know you are loved.
You gave me a very quick follow without liking any of my pages. Normally when that happens I follow back andend up getting the short end of the stick. I did notice you were from Kansas so I will follow you for a time to seeif you actually follow back 🙂
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You’ve been awarded. Check it out at http://bulgingbuttons.wordpress.com/2013/09/13/and-the-winner-is/
BB
You have good cheeks.
Which ones?? LOL
I’m not telling.
I meant cheek, actually. Singular.
You’ve been nominated for a Sunshine Award at http://www.bulgingbuttons.wordpress.com! Thanks for being so inspirational.
BB
Thanks so much!! I think I owe you replies for two of these now. I apologize; I have been super busy at work lately. Hopefully I will get to them soon. Thanks again!
Caught you on Ned’s Blog (thong, thong, thongitty thong) and had to see what’s up. I like your writing and ‘tude! Lately, I’ve been putting on weight; guess where? YUP 🙂
Welcome fellow fat bottom girl!! Always a pleasure to meet new bloggers!! Hopefully I will get a chance to check out your blog—you know, like in between the working I am supposed to be doing right now. 😉 lol
DO NOT feel obligated! And, I really mean that. I’m home most of the time and I find it hard to keep up! Now get back to work!
Hey Look! I nominated you for “The Dragon’s Loyalty Award” too ( I read your post about it). I was nominated and I guess the rules say I have to nominate people too. Isn’t it bizarre that you need to do work for an award? Just saying– tag you’re it!….again I guess.
Thank you!! I appreciate the nomination, considering what a total wanker I am when it comes to kind of fucking off the requirements of getting the awards. I really need to work on my blog over the holidays, which includes trying to get my damn widgets to work!! Thanks again!!
Looks like you’re making your own niche.
Nice to meet you!
I might possibly have carved out a tiny little spot in almost 3 years. lol Thanks for visiting!
I married a fat bottomed girl. (She makes my world go ’round, y’know?)
Wandered over here by way of Trent Lewin’s gym post, by the way.
Fat bottom girls got it goin’ on! You’re a lucky man!!
Welcome!! Nice to see you, and hope you come back and hang out some more!
Hey, thanks! Any user with a Queen song reference is someone I’ve definitely got to check out.
I ❤ Freddie Mercury!!
I knew it… hooray!
I have nominated you for an award!
Thanks so much! I appreciate the nomination. I am notoriously bad about replying to awards and passing them on though. lol
Lol. That’s okay. I had missed one that I was nominated for and can’t for the life of me remember who it was from. It is what it is. 🙂
I do appreciate you reading though!!
I posted your letter in the “series of letters”. There are a few nice comments if you want to acknowledge them. Thanks again for contributing.
I just checked and for whatever reason I had never officially “Follow”-ed you! So Hullo. We are old friends. And yes, it is I that has made your stats jump, because I started at the beginning. XOXO
Awesome! ! Thanks for making it all official and shit! 😉
I do not own the image. You will need to contact the artist.
It dawns on me, with the title of this blog being what it is, and people hitting the “About” page 94% of the time in hopes of seeing photos, and you being an accomplished attention hoor (I always say that with an exaggerated New York Jewish accent, because fun), that there should be some booty shots happening here.
I don’t mean the ones where liquor is being consumed from tiny glasses balanced on your back forty by a guy bending over with his hands held behind his back…but no judgment.
No, I mean some honest-to-goodness curve evidence. I’m visualizing a beautiful nature scene with one polka dot-emblazoned cheek entering the photo from the right. Or a beach setting with all kinds of swimsuit action going on and a nice watercolor filter at sunset. Or a super close up of just the top few inches of crack with a daisy perched proudly inside. Or a trick shot of your rump standing in as the blurry hills of a landscape scene–got any photographer friends you can trust?
Pinterest, eat your heart out.
All those photo options are excellent, and I might actually use them sometime. I guess I somewhat naively never thought anyone would be interested in viewing the ample curve of my ass, aside from my man.
Trust me, girl. For every appreciator who is openly staring, there are five taking us in out of the corner of their eye. It’s the price of being delicious.
I miss our virtual banter, woman!!! I hope your heart is happy and your underwear sparkly!!
😘💜😘💜😘💜😘💜😘💜😘
Dinah
Where have you been??? I’ve been taking breaks off and on to work on some personal issues. Have considered giving up blogging altogether, but can’t quite bring myself to do it. It’s not filling the same need it used to. Hope you’re doing well!
I understand the need to take a break from time to time. However, your gifts of writing and relating to others on such a warm level are far too precious to keep entirely to yourself .
That’s so sweet of you to say that and makes me feel really good! I haven’t disappeared forever. I pop in every once in awhile. 🙂
Like it or not, you’ve been nominated for The Versatile Blogger Award. nyinstant.wordpress.com/2015/04/21/eat-your-heart-out/
Thanks for the award! I’m terrible at them! Never have been able to figure out how to post all those little pictures of them on the side of my page. Lol Appreciate the thought though. Thanks for reading and following!
You’re welcome!
WordPress has support pages that actually explain how to do just about everything. Just follow the instructions. It really is rather simple. By the way, the little pictures you mentioned are added by WordPress via the “My Community” widget.
I’ve tried following their instructions and I still can’t ever seem to do it. I’m technologically challenged.
When it comes to information technology, I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer either. I’m not a Millennial whizz kid who grew up with this shit. I learned pretty much everything by trial and error. Don’t you know someone who could sit down with you and help you? If not, you’re welcome to contact me at nyinstant@inbox.com — as much as I might be able to, I’m willing to give you a hand.
Thanks for the offer of help! 🙂 I might just enlist it some time.
You bet!
Oh why do you say such things? It can’t be true, a woman as perfect as you.
Lol
Hi!
I am far from perfect! lol
Im so glad you stopped by so I could return the favor!! I’ve already read it all. 🙂 I like your voice as well – I look forward to reading more.
Aww, thanks!! I really appreciate that!! And thanks so much for the follow!
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Hi,
You have a great site here, I look forward to seeing more of your work.
And thanks for following Runaway American Dream.
Hi, found you on Susie’s Wild Ride. Love your blog!
Thanks for the visit and your kind words! Welcome!
What lovely words you bring together