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Holy hell…do you think if I drink enough I will be one again?  If so, you would hear men sobbing. 

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  1. Virgins are overrated. They don’t know what the hell they’re doing.

  2. sparklebumps is 100% correct. Just between you and me, I married a virgin (strict Catholic background) and do you know what? It was a lot of work. A real drag. It sucked all the joy out of it and made it a JOB.

    • The town I grew up in had a Catholic school, and most of the girls from there dumped virgin status as soon as possible. lol

      You know what my mother always told me? That sex is kind of like a pair of shoes—you should try it on before you buy it. I try that stuff on every chance I get!!

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