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Virgins are overrated. They don’t know what the hell they’re doing.
Plus, you’ve got all that “virgin sacrifice” bullshit to worry about. I think I’ll just keep my current “de-flowered” status!! lol
sparklebumps is 100% correct. Just between you and me, I married a virgin (strict Catholic background) and do you know what? It was a lot of work. A real drag. It sucked all the joy out of it and made it a JOB.
The town I grew up in had a Catholic school, and most of the girls from there dumped virgin status as soon as possible. lol
You know what my mother always told me? That sex is kind of like a pair of shoes—you should try it on before you buy it. I try that stuff on every chance I get!!
I wish your mother had given my wife that advice. The church got under her skin with their bizarre obsession with virginity and depiction of sex as a joyless, dirty task that has to be performed. It took a lot of un-doing.
At some point my mother might have wished she hadn’t given it to me! lol