Fat Bottom Girl Said What

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How bad can it be?

I have no date for my office Christmas party.  I have NEVER had a date for my office Christmas party.  I thought I had a chance at having a date this year, but I guess he’s not talking to me anymore.  So brilliant individual that I am, I’ve come up with another idea to try to find a date.  I think maybe I’ll just take out an ad on Craigslist.  How bad can it be?  Can’t be any worse than regular internet dating on POF.  Plus, the results of it would make a really good blog entry.  Gotta be a good story if it starts with, “So I posted this personal ad on Craigslist. . . . . ”




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4 thoughts on “How bad can it be?

  1. awww too bad you don’t live near by I would be your date… there would be something the office would be talking about.

  2. hahaha. . .it’s going to be a cool party too, because I planned it, of course! We get to do some shooting at a gun range before we have dinner and drinks!

  3. Holy shit… would it be super wrong of you to post excerpts of the emails you get in reply and let us vote on your date?

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