Fat Bottom Girl Said What

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Cleopatra

***UPDATE–Miss Cleo was waiting for me when I got home last night!!  She’s got some scabs on a back leg and is hobbling around–she mumbled something about a bar fight–but other than that she seems to be no worse for the wear.  Of course she’s grounded, but it doesn’t seem to be bothering her at this point since she’s getting canned food to help her rehydrate. Thanks to everyone for the kind words of support!!

 

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This is my beautiful girl Cleo, short for Cleopatra, because even though she was the runt of the litter, she acted like a queen from the moment she entered our home, so the name fit her perfectly.

She’s my indoor/outdoor cat.  I prefer to keep my cats indoors, but there was no keeping this one in!  She’s stubborn and has a mind of her own, and absolutely adores being outside except when it’s rainy and really cold.  Even with snow on the ground, she will venture out to soak up the sun if it’s shining.  If I’m outside, she loves having the company, and will follow me around the yard while I weed flower beds, or lay on the patio table trying to get my attention so I will scratch her head, or give her air kisses.

She weighs in at about 8 lbs, and is petite, but won’t back down from a fight with the other neighborhood cats, which has resulted in a couple of abscesses, and scars on her ears. She keeps Mac, my other cat who is double her size, in line, and loves playing with Simon the dog.

And I miss her.  I haven’t see her for almost 7 days.

She sometimes stays out all night when the weather is nice, and last Wednesday, after a 70 degree day, she didn’t want to come in when it was time for me to go to bed, so I left her out.  Usually she’s there the next morning and waiting at the door when I put the dog out first thing, but this time she wasn’t.

I still haven’t given up hope she’ll return, but each day I lost a little more.  I go to the door still expecting her to be there.  I imagine I hear her meowing.

She’s been part of my life for the last 9 years, and I don’t want to let her go.  The hardest part is not knowing what’s happened to her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Fallout of Hope

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“It’s because you’re an optimist.”

What the fuck did he just say to me??

He was kidding.  He had to be kidding.

Me?  An optimist? Especially when it comes to me thinking about finding love??

My brain didn’t want to even think about the word!

My mouth didn’t want to form the “O” or purse my lips for the “P” of the first syllable.

I felt dirty.  Like he’d insulted me and called me the “C word”.

How dare he!

I pride myself on being a pessimistic realist–especially when it comes to that particular topic.

Was I losing my snark?  Was I allowing something which seemed to say “optimist” to peek through my rough exterior?

Is there some teeny tiny kernel of optimism which lives somewhere deep down inside my black heart which he caught a tiny glimpse of?

Or, worse yet, am I lying to myself?

Is there something within me that believes it’s possible for me to find love again, that there might be someone out there who will love me like I need to be loved?

I’d like to think not, but maybe he sees something within me I can’t.  Maybe he sees some sort of potential in me that I refuse to because it makes my life easier.

For me, realism is so much easier than optimism, and pessimism kicks both their asses, because it means I don’t have to manufacture “hope” for love, because even if it were to happen, it would probably just go to shit anyway.

I think I started being a realist about love when, while carrying my son, his father left me for one of my best friends.

I became a pessimist when every man since then cheated on me with other women.

I doubt romantic love exists anymore, and so far, no man has shown up to disprove my theory.

Maybe, some day a great guy will come along, but I’m not holding my breath.

Until then, I will live in my cynical world, because it protects my heart from the fallout of hope.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ode to Friday Night

In the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day, and because I’m really fucking thirsty right now.

Fat Bottom Girl's avatarFat Bottom Girl Said What

What light through yonder window breaks?

It is the neon of my favorite beer sign,

and the glow of the jukebox!

The temptress, thy name be Miller light, she beckons me,

in her tall, frosty can of blue and gold,

Bring me to your lips my sweet,

Drink of my goodness,

Cleanse yourself of Monday through Thursday,

Wash it all away with my hops and barley.

The strife of your week can be seen upon your countenance,

it can be heard in the lyrics of your voice,

as you render a hearty belch to the gods of beer!

Oh, how I love thee!

Let me count the ways!

You never fail to let me down with your frosty goodness,

You take all my troubles away and leave me with wit and the ability to make merriment wherever I go!

You give me the ability to see things differently than they really…

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Products and Factors

numbers

 

I’m the common denominator

but I’m not much good at math

and your words only seem to add up

to problems

always more than just the two of us

in this equation

where I come from I can only do

1 + 1 = 2

I don’t need any other variables

making their way into my life

mutually exclusive

I’m uncomfortable with odd numbers

but you always seem to follow a particular formula

wanting a range of women

as opposed to 1

I am not an absolute value

I’m a scalene triangle

obtuse in the figurative sense

and running perpendicular to love

merely a fraction of my former self

after your bisection of my life

 

I fucking hate math.

 

 

 

Precipitation

breeze

 

the breeze blows through the windows

ruffling the curtains

carrying the scent of rain

 

like parched, cracked earth

my soul needs a deluge

to quench its thirst and

wash it clean of all that has sullied it

 

lightning cracks

charging the air

the thunder rumbles in my bones

 

 

no storm

has the power to free my soul

of the filth which inhabits it

 

it rains in vain

I doubt even death

holds a release

 

Condensation

frozen

 

Your words

hang

suspended in the air

on the droplets of your hot breath

stuck in condensation limbo

never reaching my ears

it matters not

what you uttered

as you grab my cold hand

and warm my heart

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GUEST POST: Ten Ways To Drink All The Time And Not Look Like An Alcholic

Yesterday I came up with some Top Ten Lists that I’d like to see, and my blogging buddy Fat Bottom Girl Said What agreed to a guest post.  She picked the best topic, one I hold very near and …

Source: GUEST POST: Ten Ways To Drink All The Time And Not Look Like An Alcholic

Disremembrance

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The clock marks time

tick

tick

tick

it’s been long enough now

that I almost can’t recall

why I fell in love with you in the first place

Maybe it was your stellar acting skills

A regular Shakespeare of the long distance relationship

prancing on the stage

waiting for my applause from the front row

and you, merely

throwing me crumbs, always giving me excuses

of why you couldn’t give me actual time

More of the

tick

tick

tick

I chastise myself for holding on too long

ignoring what was staring me in the face

anxiety mounting

tearing at my fresh skin, newly healed

Your claws digging deeper

into the fresh carrion which was my

already abused heart

the wounds you left more devastating

because they were poisoned with the lie of love

Unlovable

unlovable

 

I drink too much and cuss like a sailor and sometimes I smoke and I can be a procrastinator and I’m a blurter and I’m too independent and I’m ADD and OCD and I have too much history and not enough patience and I pop my gum and. . . and. . .

and you look at me as if I’ve lost my mind

(they always look at me as if I’ve lost my mind)

I tilt my head to the side and look at you, quizzically, like I’m the dog and you’re the master

not understanding what you see in me

it’s like you can’t see all the bad stuff

Why don’t you see all the bad stuff?

Because I want you to.

I want you to see it all.

First thing.

Right off.

I want to scare you with the bad stuff (because you scare me)

frighten you away from this thing that is me.

Because no one can love this.

You couldn’t possibly.

What’s to love about this?

 

 

Kanza – People of The South Wind

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Photo Credit: Paulo Borges

 

 

The wind howls

dirt eddies creating a haze,filling my eyes with grit

dead leaves circling in tiny tornadoes

plastic bags

a scourge on nature, plastered to fences

making otherworldly ghosts to dance in trees

I seek shelter from the keening, but solace never comes

for it is March in Kansas

and there is no peace to be found

not even in my own mind

 

 

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