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Office Mourning

Yesterday I wore all black to work. My boss wanted to know if someone died. I told him a little piece of me, every day I come to work.

Happy Fucking Friday!!!

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15 thoughts on “Office Mourning

  1. That is Fucking Funy. Now back to work

  2. On a slightly related note – I once came directly to work from my grandfather’s funeral. Someone sarcastically asked me “who died?” That didn’t go over well with me.

  3. You’re a cheeky lass. Happy fucking Friday to you, too.

  4. Its no better when you are the boss

  5. LOL Aren’t bosses so cute when they are “relating” to you?! NOT!!

  6. Love that response!

  7. Like the one I use: My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm.

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