Fat Bottom Girl Said What

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Party Cake Party Cake

Photo Credit: 24.media.tumblr.com

Photo Credit: 24.media.tumblr.com

 

You baked me a fucking cake??  Do I look like I NEED a fucking cake??  Fuck the cake and bring me another Jack and Coke.  And run out and get me another pack of smokes while you’re at it!

 

**On a side note, I feel miserable and bloated, as a medication has really thrown me for a loop.  I feel like this gal looks.  Happy Fucking Tuesday Fat Bottom Peeps!!

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24 thoughts on “Party Cake Party Cake

  1. She looks like she wants to stab me

  2. Shit… send me the cake! since i’m not getting getting any at home (not talking about cake) I’ve noticed that I got one heck of a sweet tooth!! ~ i’m soooo going to gain back that 25 pounds in no time flat!!

  3. Melanie on said:

    Sorry it’s such a craptastic day for you. Hopefully that jack & coke is refilled as a double, and in double time.

  4. Awe, FBG. I hope you feel better. I’m stealing her cake, so watch out!

  5. I love cake, especially chocolate. Just enjoy it, tomorrows another day.

  6. Wow, she is a bit scary. I hope that knife isn’t sharp.

  7. Miserable and bloated, but would you want this?

    backside layout

    If you’re wondering if that’s my… yep, it is. I did do my best to crop it tastefully.

  8. A girl after my own heart. I get like that when the refills don’t come fast enough. As for feeling bloated, well, she looks just right to me.

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