Party Cake Party Cake
You baked me a fucking cake?? Do I look like I NEED a fucking cake?? Fuck the cake and bring me another Jack and Coke. And run out and get me another pack of smokes while you’re at it!
**On a side note, I feel miserable and bloated, as a medication has really thrown me for a loop. I feel like this gal looks. Happy Fucking Tuesday Fat Bottom Peeps!!