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You baked me a fucking cake?? Do I look like I NEED a fucking cake?? Fuck the cake and bring me another Jack and Coke. And run out and get me another pack of smokes while you’re at it!
**On a side note, I feel miserable and bloated, as a medication has really thrown me for a loop. I feel like this gal looks. Happy Fucking Tuesday Fat Bottom Peeps!!
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Fat Bottom Girl Said What 
She looks like she wants to stab me
That’s because you didn’t get her refill on her jack and coke soon enough. lol
Damn. Thats one serious girl
Serious about her Jack. 😉
I should say so
Well Jack is the ultimate in whiskey, and other things.
Shit… send me the cake! since i’m not getting getting any at home (not talking about cake) I’ve noticed that I got one heck of a sweet tooth!! ~ i’m soooo going to gain back that 25 pounds in no time flat!!
Tell your man he better start putting out! lol
Nice hair
That’s a helmet! lol
Sorry it’s such a craptastic day for you. Hopefully that jack & coke is refilled as a double, and in double time.
Thanks dear. Once this shitty medication gets out of my system, I think I’ll be back on the right track. 🙂
Jack and coke is definitely what I need!
Awe, FBG. I hope you feel better. I’m stealing her cake, so watch out!
Go for it!! Enjoy!
I will!
I love cake, especially chocolate. Just enjoy it, tomorrows another day.
I wish it was just a few bites of cake. I’m trying to get a medication out of my system. I hope to feel better soon.
Wow, she is a bit scary. I hope that knife isn’t sharp.
I am hooked on black and white photography though. I think color so often detracts from certain aspects of a picture.
I tend to like color, but some B&W is just stunning.
Miserable and bloated, but would you want this?
https://www.flickr.com/photos/21397229@N05/13886196964/
If you’re wondering if that’s my… yep, it is. I did do my best to crop it tastefully.
That looks un-fun. Which is the opposite of fun, and not a word. 😦
A girl after my own heart. I get like that when the refills don’t come fast enough. As for feeling bloated, well, she looks just right to me.
Not sure whether she was feeling bloated, but I know I was the day I wrote that. Damn medicine! lol