2014 – The Year of the Fat Bottom Girl
The Chinese New Year calendar says it’s the year of the horse, but I’ve decided to shake shit up and make it The Year of the Fat Bottom Girl. Because I can.
Have you ever noticed the sub-title of my blog? “It’s not about the ass, it’s about the attitude”? That’s not entirely true. It’s kind of about the ass. Many of you have probably wondered about the size of my ass. Or possibly you have speculated aloud, some even telling me that they believed my ass wasn’t really that big, even though I call myself the Fat Bottom Girl. But here’s the deal–baby got back. I got a little junk in my trunk. I’m packing a little meat in my seat. That’s right, this ass be bootylicious.
To get slightly serious for a moment, as I begin 2014, I am on a quest to be more accepting of my body. To be kinder to myself when I look in the mirror, and I want the rest of my fat bottom girl crew to come along on this quest with me. It’s time to embrace the skin you’re in! It’s time to be okay with having a juicy booty! (That does not mean run out and buy sweatpants with “juicy” monogrammed across the ass! That shit is just plain tacky!)
My goal is to be able to look at my ass in the mirror, and have the first thing that runs across my mind be, “Damn girl, you don’t just have a can, you got a can-can”, or, “The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'”, instead of looking at it in disgust and comparing myself to some composite woman in my mind who has been pieced together through advertisements and tapes of old boyfriends telling me what I am lacking.
Ladies, it’s time to embrace your fat bottoms! Gentlemen, if you’re like Sir Mix-A-Lot and like your woman with some curves, let it be known! Give her a smack on that ass every once in awhile, and tell her you love her each week day, each velvety cheek day.
This Fat Bottom Girl is going to make sure 2014 is a great year, and to kick it off right, I’ve put together a video list – “Ode to Fat Bottoms”. So get up, shake that healthy butt, and enjoy!
Honky Tonk Baadonkadonk hits the spot every time, sister. Everytime. Best wishes for a great new year. Sorry I’ve been so sparce; I’m having trouble being a good follower all over the blogosphere, so it’s nothing personal…sigh.
Happy New Year Don! I have also been a terrible follower as of late. . .it’s a little thing called work! I’m actually having to do some while I’m at work, so my reading is falling behind! hahaha
Love your curves and yourself. Men like ’em too.
I have come to learn that recently. I think there are a lot of guys out there who like curvy chicks. 🙂
Hopefully you can put all that work behind you.
Every day! lol
Men love curves! Happy New Year!
Happy New Year funny man!! Hope 2014 brings you everything you desire!
I’m with Chris! Get on your blog and ride!
Hell yeah! I just domained that bitch. Howdoya like me know??
your spell checker is broken! (Love the new look by the way)
It is?? Fuck, what did I misspell?
“Howdoya like me **know??”
I’m was playin’ with ya, but you weren’t pickin’ up what I was layin’ down 😉
Happy New Year, chick! \m/
Happy New Year Adam!! WTF is the “I’m was playin’ with ya”?? Gotcha!
It’s all good Adam! You this Fat Bottom Girl still loves you, and really, what more do you need than that? 😉
“You this Fat Bottom Girl still loves you, and really, what more do you need than that?”
Got ya back.
Oh holy hell, and I’m not even drunk! We gotta stop!
*Raises stop sign*
Love. And love.
And now I love you even more cause I love kc and the the sunshine band! Best one! (My opinion).
And note….embrace your ass! ☺️
Shake, shake, shake your booty Miss Lisa! Love ya!
I will shake mine if you shake yours!
Love you right on back!
I start singing shake shake shake and for reason go right into…I’m your boogie man…wooooot!
I LOVE DISCO!! Ain’t too proud to admit it!
And of course, I always shake my ass!
Go on sista! Shake that ass and point that finger…
I’ll raise a glass to that!
And don’t forget to shake it!!
Of course not!! I’m hoping for plenty of opportunities to dance this year.
Never, ever, miss an opportunity to dance! 🙂
Baby Got Back is my anthem
So you’re telling me that if I, being a fat bottom girl, would walk into a room, you would “get sprung” and want to get with me??
Got it goin like a turbo Vette
Are you long, and strong, and down to get the friction on too??
So what do I do??
My ass is non-existant.
It’s all in the front tummy,,,,do you think they have ass transplants??
On an episode of King of the Hill, Hank got himself a fake ass, so you could get one of those!
You gotta shake what you got sister! 🙂
Baby Got Back, Big Ole Butt and Bootylicious have all been written specifically for me. My butt has been loved by all since before I knew what type of weapon I was really holding. Haha!! I take a side view every once in a while and say…dayum girl…you still got it. Give myself a little slap to keep the confidence up and there ya go! Embrace the booty!!
Use your ass-ets is what I always say! 😉
Awww…my FatBottomGirl! Love, love, love this post, baby-cakes. You know I do because you know me and my own fabulous FatBottom!! Woop!
I smiled so big at this wonderment, this statement of intent, this ravishing anthem of self-love. This says it all: “Ladies, it’s time to embrace your fat bottoms! Gentlemen, if you’re like Sir Mix-A-Lot and like your woman with some curves, let it be known! Give her a smack on that ass every once in awhile, and tell her you love her each week day, each velvety cheek day.” Ahahah!! Perfection, my adorbs friend. Love you, and your fat bottom, oodles.
Thanks Lizzy!! Hope your man shows your healthy butt some love on a daily basis!
It’s really great for me to know that there are men in this world who appreciate all sizes and types of women too. Advertisers would like us to think we all have to be pencil thin, with either no boobs, or fake boobs, and tons of botox and collagen. It’s not reality. And as much fun as photoshop can be, it’s perpetrating fraud on the public every day.
I say fuck advertisers and embrace your own personal beauty!!
Love you Lizzy and thanks for being such a wonderful supporter with amazing words of encouragement! You rock my fat bottom sisters!
BOOTY LOVIN’ perfect way to start 2014. And thank you for reminding me of these amazing songs 🙂
You’re quite welcome!! Did you know there’s an actual list that has the Top 10 and Top 15 songs about big butts on them? Who knew? Go shake it girl!
Happy year of the fat bottom girl to you from one curvy girl to another. Love it!
Here’s to an amazing 2014!!
How could I leave this behind?
Awesome, ma’am! Year of the FBG! I may end up being a Flat-Bottom Girl, but Even without the ass, there’s always attitude! Thanks for the great tunes and a chuckle to start my 2014!!
You’re quite welcome! How can anyone resist a good booty song?? If I was on American Bandstand and they had asked me to rate a song, here’s what I would told Dick Clark, “It had a great beat and I could really shake my booty to it.” Isn’t that the true judgment of a good tune?
I have always been self conscious of my backside as well, though I sometimes am shamefree when wearing a pair of shiny leopard print spandex:) Im going to try to embrace my booty as well….Not literally though, because that would be impossible…or would it????:)
I think sometimes we have to give ourselves a pat on the ass, while looking in the mirror, and possibly, even say out loud how good that badonkadonk looks!! 😉
Yes! Love it up! That’s not just any random booty, it’s your booty!
Love this post, including all the videos! thank you.
Thanks Lucia! It was fun to do!
I actually quite enjoy my fat bottom. It’s like carrying around a comfy pillow to sit on. The year of the fat bottom sounds like a great year.
So far it’s looking quite amazing!!
I wish this year, and every year, was ‘The Year Of The Cow’. Why?, you ask? Well, every time some skinny skank complained about another woman, she’d say something derogatory and call that woman a cow. It took no time for me to figure out that the ‘cow’ was one of those women that was thick in all the right places and had an especially appealing round cushion built right into where she sat.
Nowadays they just say ‘bitch’. Let me tell you, that is much harder to figure out.
I like the ladies that have that built in shelf thing going on…
Right on! Another vote for fat bottom girls!!
Oh man. I’m the other extreme. From the back of my shoulders down to the heels of my feet you could use me as a spirit measure.