Fat Bottom Girl Said What

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Five Card Stud

If life were a card game
there would be no
championship, no tournament
for me

I can’t bluff
I don’t have a poker face
I don’t know when to hold ’em
or when to fold ’em

No ace in the hole
No see you, no raise you
No call, no fold

squeeze play
suck out

tainted out

I’m a wild card baby
an irregular declaration
a maniac

So ante up
with your deep stack
go all in

I’m an exposed card

What you see is what you get. . . .

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4 thoughts on “Five Card Stud

  1. They say if you enter a poker game and look around the table and you can’t spot the fish, then YOU’RE the fish. Well…I’m the fish. Always have been. That why I stay away from poker tables.

  2. This is somehow erotic. I can’t figure it out, but I get the impression that it is…

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