While fucking off some time at work this morning, trying to avoid doing my actual job, I was perusing Overstock.com and found this. Batman Eau de Toilette. Yep, file this under WTF. What do you imagine Batman smells like? He hangs out in a fucking Batcave. I would imagine a Batcave smells like guano, and that can’t smell good. What man in their right mind would buy this shit? Just for future reference, you’re NEVER getting laid if you use Batman cologne.
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Love this… the post not the Batman smelly thingy and yet smelly Batman has a certain odd charm about it.
Ah, Christmas when all sorts of ridiculous stuff comes out of hiding and tries to get us to buy it because we’re desperate to buy a gift no one else will buy for our loved ones!
I have been wanting to buy my brother a Chia Pet for years, but those damn things are expensive!! lol
I always wanted one of those, glad I never got one though because it would have died 😉 They’re so weirdly wonderful.
There used to be this doll that was advertised in comic books that I thought was awesome because you could change its eye colour… what I really wanted was the ability to change eye colour like the doll. If only those sort of magic type gifts were an option… you know, give someone a magical ability as a gift. That would end up badly, but it would be fun for five seconds 😀 and a great gift to give!
That’s an interesting concept! It would make gift giving much more interesting.
All I ever wanted was an Easy Bake Oven and a Lite Bright. lol
That’s the funniest paragraph you’ve ever written. Lordy, that made me laugh. I just saw an ad for Jay-Z cologne. What the fuck does Jay-Z know about perfume? The bottle is gold.
I think it’s the work guano. I can’t say the word without snickering.
I am not a fan of Jay-Z’s rapping, so I doubt I would be a fan of his cologne either–probably smells like bitches and ho’s. 😉
I hate to say it, but I’d totally buy that shit. Even better if it was Aquaman.
Nerd wear.
I did notice that they also have Superman. As far as any of the other Justice League, I have no idea. lol
I’d buy it. I’m a whore for superheroes. 😛
I dub thee, “Superhero Whore”!!! hahaha
HOWEVER….THAT BEING SAID MY FBG FRIEND….BEN AFFLECK is the new Batman…and IF…and I DO MEAN IF…that shi* smells like HIM?
I will buy a boatload FULL…. I mean a yacht size boatload….and carpe diem the the mess out of that cologne…i mean ben affleck…
I feel like finding my…BEN AFFLECK INNER SELF….MERCY
I have no idea what Ben Affleck might smell like. lol
i.dont.either.
but i cant tell you this…..i would give some ass to find out!
Down girl! lol
😛😛😛😛
I figure Bat Girl will like it. She is such a Ho, she will fuck anything.
Maybe Wonder Woman wants to hit it. 😉
That sounds like quite the challenge.
lol. .. are you up for the challenge?
I just may be. 😉
If you buy that stuff, and wear it, and get laid, you have to let me know. hahaha
I thought maybe you were offering. Damn.
hahaha
I’m not gonna lie, I want this. Not for me, for my husband…I call him Batman because of his strong bro-mance for the winged knight. Plus I want to know how bad it smells, but if prevents me from wanting sex with him, then I’m blaming you for bringing this damn cologne to my attention.
I can’t imagine it would smell good, but I guess you never know. If you buy it, be sure and let me know how it smells! lol
LOL– Will do!
Hahaha…
Maybe you’ve heard of Redshirt Cologne? If not, here’s the link: http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=GK59560
It carries the aroma of death in Red Velour with just a hint of the smell of fear. Or maybe ‘the hint of fear’. At any rate, you may add that to your WTF list.
Sounds a bit like Sex Panther from Anchorman. hahaha
Haha… I forgot about that.
BTW, your moniker excites me to no end.
Thanks! If the name fits. . .