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File This Under WTF

batmanWhile fucking off some time at work this morning, trying to avoid doing my actual job, I was perusing Overstock.com and found this.  Batman Eau de Toilette.  Yep, file this under WTF.  What do you imagine Batman smells like?  He hangs out in a fucking Batcave.  I would imagine a Batcave smells like guano, and that can’t smell good.  What man in their right mind would buy this shit?  Just for future reference, you’re NEVER getting laid if you use Batman cologne.

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31 thoughts on “File This Under WTF

  1. Love this… the post not the Batman smelly thingy and yet smelly Batman has a certain odd charm about it.

    Ah, Christmas when all sorts of ridiculous stuff comes out of hiding and tries to get us to buy it because we’re desperate to buy a gift no one else will buy for our loved ones!

    • I have been wanting to buy my brother a Chia Pet for years, but those damn things are expensive!! lol

      • I always wanted one of those, glad I never got one though because it would have died 😉 They’re so weirdly wonderful.

        There used to be this doll that was advertised in comic books that I thought was awesome because you could change its eye colour… what I really wanted was the ability to change eye colour like the doll. If only those sort of magic type gifts were an option… you know, give someone a magical ability as a gift. That would end up badly, but it would be fun for five seconds 😀 and a great gift to give!

      • That’s an interesting concept! It would make gift giving much more interesting.

        All I ever wanted was an Easy Bake Oven and a Lite Bright. lol

  2. That’s the funniest paragraph you’ve ever written. Lordy, that made me laugh. I just saw an ad for Jay-Z cologne. What the fuck does Jay-Z know about perfume? The bottle is gold.

    • I think it’s the work guano. I can’t say the word without snickering.

      I am not a fan of Jay-Z’s rapping, so I doubt I would be a fan of his cologne either–probably smells like bitches and ho’s. 😉

  3. I hate to say it, but I’d totally buy that shit. Even better if it was Aquaman.
    Nerd wear.

  4. I’d buy it. I’m a whore for superheroes. 😛

  5. HOWEVER….THAT BEING SAID MY FBG FRIEND….BEN AFFLECK is the new Batman…and IF…and I DO MEAN IF…that shi* smells like HIM?

    I will buy a boatload FULL…. I mean a yacht size boatload….and carpe diem the the mess out of that cologne…i mean ben affleck…

    I feel like finding my…BEN AFFLECK INNER SELF….MERCY

  6. I figure Bat Girl will like it. She is such a Ho, she will fuck anything.

  7. That sounds like quite the challenge.

  8. I’m not gonna lie, I want this. Not for me, for my husband…I call him Batman because of his strong bro-mance for the winged knight. Plus I want to know how bad it smells, but if prevents me from wanting sex with him, then I’m blaming you for bringing this damn cologne to my attention.

  9. Hahaha…

    Maybe you’ve heard of Redshirt Cologne? If not, here’s the link: http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=GK59560

    It carries the aroma of death in Red Velour with just a hint of the smell of fear. Or maybe ‘the hint of fear’. At any rate, you may add that to your WTF list.

  10. BTW, your moniker excites me to no end.

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