Fat Bottom Girl Said What

When my ass talks, people listen.

If I Had Twitter. . . .

I would post the following:

“Ate crawdads for the first time this weekend. Reminded me of my ex—a lot of work for a little meat.”

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16 thoughts on “If I Had Twitter. . . .

  1. Awesome.
    You should create a Twitter account for that single post.

  2. Did you suck the brain out of the head like they do in Louisiana ?

  3. Haha.

    You should join Twitter……

  4. So I did it. . . joined Twitter. . . . FatBottomGirl1. . . technology is going to be the death of me!!

  5. Vile. They look like bugs. Same goes for lobsters. Do you know why I love steak so much? It doesn’t look like a cow.

    • I definitely turned up my nose at first, but I will try a lot of things after a couple of beers! lol I love shrimp, and they don’t look so good when they come right out of the ocean, so I thought, “What the hell!” Beef is still my favorite though. Well, it and bacon are neck-in-neck!

  6. Lol. I think you need to get one so the rest of us can enjoy your witty quips. Although it’s nice that you posted on your blog because otherwise I would have likely missed it. Twitter moves so fast, it’s impossible to catch everything. I don’t blame you for holding out on it.

  7. Etouffe is one of life’s great pleasures. Crawdads (crawfish, crayfish, mudbugs) are yummy! Welcome to Twitter. StuckOnZero is there, too.

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