Fat Bottom Girl Said What

When my ass talks, people listen.

A Small Price to Pay

One month rent, 1/3 of the utilities for one month, groceries, razor blades and new socks and underwear – $468.00

Rental of a storage shed for 2 months, plus deposit, and a late fee and lock-out fee because the bill wasn’t paid on time due to him lying to me about paying it – $211.00

Gas money to make 2 round trips to pick up his son for visitation – $100.00 (which I would gladly pay again, because I just ADORE his son)

Vehicle registration, insurance, and gas money, for vehicle which I let him drive because his truck has a blown head-gasket – $95.00

Approximate amount spent on trying to keep him in beer and skoal – $250.00

Getting out of a shitty relationship before he choked me again, or drug me any further down into his pit of abusive alcoholism. . . . PRICELESS.

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12 thoughts on “A Small Price to Pay

  1. Speak the Truth. The alternative is Judge Judy’s Courtroom

  2. Like you said, priceless. These kind of guys are only going in one direction, which would not bother anyone only they try drag somebody down with them.

    Pour yourself a stiff drink. Here is to the future, kid.

  3. Anglers. Fly fisherman. Jus sayn.

    Who wants a potty skoal mouth anyway. Ick. Nasty ass.

  4. PRICELESS…bet your sweet ass it is!! Great post! Gosh, I don’t even want to add up what I’ve spent. It would probably make me sick to my stomach!!

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