Fat Bottom Girl Said What

When my ass talks, people listen.

A Small Price to Pay

One month rent, 1/3 of the utilities for one month, groceries, razor blades and new socks and underwear – $468.00

Rental of a storage shed for 2 months, plus deposit, and a late fee and lock-out fee because the bill wasn’t paid on time due to him lying to me about paying it – $211.00

Gas money to make 2 round trips to pick up his son for visitation – $100.00 (which I would gladly pay again, because I just ADORE his son)

Vehicle registration, insurance, and gas money, for vehicle which I let him drive because his truck has a blown head-gasket – $95.00

Approximate amount spent on trying to keep him in beer and skoal – $250.00

Getting out of a shitty relationship before he choked me again, or drug me any further down into his pit of abusive alcoholism. . . . PRICELESS.

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12 thoughts on “A Small Price to Pay

  1. Speak the Truth. The alternative is Judge Judy’s Courtroom

  2. J.D. Gallagher on said:

    Like you said, priceless. These kind of guys are only going in one direction, which would not bother anyone only they try drag somebody down with them.

    Pour yourself a stiff drink. Here is to the future, kid.

  3. Anglers. Fly fisherman. Jus sayn.

    Who wants a potty skoal mouth anyway. Ick. Nasty ass.

  4. PRICELESS…bet your sweet ass it is!! Great post! Gosh, I don’t even want to add up what I’ve spent. It would probably make me sick to my stomach!!

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