Fat Bottom Girl Said What

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Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

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While reading on the exercise bike this morning, I flipped the page and came across this fortune.  Seems the person reading before me, had stuck it in there to save their place.  Sometimes the universe puts the exact thing in front of you that you need to see. 

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14 thoughts on “Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

  1. And, that’s exactly how it works……. 🙂

  2. Oh, Universe…

  3. it shoulda said….”hot fly fisherman”…..shew-wee! woot woot!!
    CHIN UP my sweet friend!

  4. I knew it; even the Universe is rooting for you 😉

  5. Two out of three aint bad at all. We are all definitely rooting for you!!

  6. The Universe tossed this in your path because you TEXTED him. Stop that this instant! He did you a huge favor in not responding. DELETE, DELETE DELETE. Don’t make me yell at you again. I don’t enjoy it.

    • I haven’t texted him again, and don’t plan on it. It wasn’t a wise choice, but it happened. I am just glad I didn’t tell him some stupid shit, like I missed him or anything like that!!

  7. I was trying to remember one of those “Confucius say” one-liners we said back when I was a kid, but the only one I seem to remember is, “Confucius say, man who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.” I know there were more. Is that bad?

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