Ode to Friday Night
What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the neon of my favorite beer sign,
and the glow of the jukebox!
The temptress, thy name be Miller light, she beckons me,
in her tall, frosty can of blue and gold,
Bring me to your lips my sweet,
Drink of my goodness,
Cleanse yourself of Monday through Thursday,
Wash it all away with my hops and barley.
The strife of your week can be seen upon your countenance,
it can be heard in the lyrics of your voice,
as you render a hearty belch to the gods of beer!
Oh, how I love thee!
Let me count the ways!
You never fail to let me down with your frosty goodness,
You take all my troubles away and leave me with wit and the ability to make merriment wherever I go!
You give me the ability to see things differently than they really are,
almost as if I was bespectacled!
And every once in awhile you cause me to ply a man with my feminine wiles and get me laid.
Fuck, I love you beer!!
I’ll drink to that
I will too! lol
I hate your beer but I bet your ass is amazing.
Yet he loves Bud Light Lime… go figure. 🙂
Lol. F both of you wonderful ladies!
If you like fat bottom girl butt, you would love my ass! lol
A frosty stein of beer while plundering a pile of hot onion rings? I say Aye! ‘Tis indeed like Mt. Olympus! … Hey, who took my toga?
You say toga, and all I can think of is Animal House! You know you make wanna shout!! 🙂
I just washed my toga, so it’s “a little bit softer now.” 😉
hahaha. . .love it!!
Your drunken wordsmithery is stunning… you go, momma. 🙂
Oh man cakes.
Why thank you Mancakes! I love the term “wordsmithery”! So much in fact, that I think I shall start adding “ery” on the end of words just to make them sound cooler. . . .like douchebaggery. . .or fuckstickery! lol
Very good, except the beer choice.
Fewer carbs. 🙂
Laughing my fricking butt off! I bet you are a riot when your drunk!!! :-)I hope you are having a great Friday evening sweetie 🙂
I am sure that I find myself quite humorous when drunk, although others might have a different opinion! lol
Lmbo…I have walked in those shoes! Hope you had a nice weekend 🙂
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Yay! It is Friday night, and I just finished a beer! Hubby is taking a nap….hmmm…. Maybe I’ll go wake him!
I have finished a couple of them and it feels like bedtime already! LOL
Reblogged this on Fat Bottom Girl Said What and commented:
In the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day, and because I’m really fucking thirsty right now.