Do I seem desperate to you?
Do you think you’re my only option for companionship?
You have yourself fooled, because you’re not.
I could’ve had the hook-up with another guy the night after I caught you with your pants down.
So you know what? Fuck you.
Or better yet, go fuck yourself, because I wouldn’t fuck you with that skanky McDonald’s window working welfare whore’s vagina!!
Still histrionic, still a bookwhore; just faking competence because of my kid.
i've choked on my words for far too long
It's not the length of life, but the depth.
This is my mind, it’s not supposed to make sense.
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Fat Bottom Girl Said What 
Mmmmmm, Golden Arches are hard to resist! You go girl!
I am sure he is hoping she can bring home free fries and shit. He won’t even eat at McDonalds!! That’s the best part! lol
Nothing like a good word vomit to clear your heart and head!!! Men!! I used to date a guy in the mob…I could give him a ring! 🙂
Yes, please ask him to kick his dick in the dirt!! 🙂
DONE!!! 🙂 He won’t know what hit him!!!
🙂
get it all out 😉
I am trying. Hopefully soon I will have eliminated all of it so I can give you guys a break!! lol
Whoa. You actually caught him in the moment? Seriously???
No, only in a manner of speaking. He did try to get her out before I got to his house that morning to drop off his lunch for that day. He was giving her a ride home, and I saw him just down the street from his house. On top of being a dirty cake fucker, he is also a dumbass who thinks he is smart.
He is so lucky you guys live a long distance from me….
Come visit!! One of my best friends wants to put a whole box full of snakes in his truck since he is deathly afraid of them! She’s into revenge!! lol
You keep posting stories about these guys the WordPress Mafia Posse may just converge on your town!
Damn. . .there’s a posse?? I want to join!!
Pretty sure you’re the Treasurer of WPMP (WordPress Mafia Posse)… Don of All Trades is Bossman.
Yes!! I love to touch the money!!
I am so craving some fries right now.