Fat Bottom Girl Said What

When my ass talks, people listen.

Purging

Do I seem desperate to you?

Do you think you’re my only option for companionship?

You have yourself fooled, because you’re not.

I could’ve had the hook-up with another guy the night after I caught you with your pants down. 

So you know what?  Fuck you. 

Or better yet, go fuck yourself, because I wouldn’t fuck you with that skanky McDonald’s window working welfare whore’s vagina!! 

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17 thoughts on “Purging

  1. Mmmmmm, Golden Arches are hard to resist! You go girl!

  2. Nothing like a good word vomit to clear your heart and head!!! Men!! I used to date a guy in the mob…I could give him a ring! 🙂

  3. get it all out 😉

  4. Whoa. You actually caught him in the moment? Seriously???

  5. I am so craving some fries right now.

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