Fat Bottom Girl Said What

When my ass talks, people listen.

It’s Getting Hot In Here

Ummm, yeah, that’s because I’ve just been roasted by some Beastie Boy looking motherfucker named Adam over at My Right to Bitch.  Well, for now that’s the name of his blog, but he is currently in transition.  No, not that kind of transition, but a transition to a softer, gentler, more pussy whipped, feel good, kind of blog.  It quite possibly is the result of his impending pregnancy, and all I can say is, take your folic acid and give up those damn cigarettes for the sake of that baby!!

On the serious side, I find Adam to be an extremely talented writer, and love going tit for tat with him.  He is a great supporter of my blog, and for that, I am forever grateful, and do feel truly blessed to have earned a spot in his roast.  Just for the record, I do find time to shave my shit, and even occasionally am able to hide my crazy, but usually only in public places.

Read on dear followers and feel the burn!!

The First Inaugural MRTB Roast

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4 thoughts on “It’s Getting Hot In Here

  1. THAT was too frikking funny!

  2. Hahaha! You crack me up, yo! I love you. Thanks for being such a good sport, andi love interacting with you. Our one-liner exchanges are always entertaining. You’ve made me spit on my screen on more than one occasion, seriously.

    P.S. My water broke just now. Fuck.

  3. Get your ass to the nearest hospital!! I fully expect to see you and your new baby on the cover of the Weekly World News next week! hahaha

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