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April Fools

Well, I would fall into the category of an April Fool, I suppose, because I was born in April.  Maybe that explains my bad choices in men!  I decided to get in the spirit of the day, and do a little fooling myself, you know, kind of like the Def Leppard song.  Sorry, 80’s reference, forgive my wandering ADD mind!

I chose what else, but Facebook, to play my prank.  I usually don’t have a relationship status posted on my page, so I thought I would just jump right in, and go from nothing to ninety and say that I was “Engaged”!!  Needless to say, the shit blew up!  I even posted a pic of me wearing my fake engagement ring.  There were many people who believed me, like they were genuinely happy for me because they thought I had found some man who thought I was the bee’s knees and would buy me this really big rock and proclaim his love for me on April Fool’s Day.  Then there were these other fuckers, who left these comments like, “I know that’s not true”, and other shit like that, insinuating that I could never have a relationship which would lead to marriage.

Wow!  Kind of hurtful.  I mean, really?  The whole thing was in fun.  Did I really hurt anyone by doing it?  I am pretty thick skinned, but what do they mean by saying those kinds of things?  Can all these people never see me being in a successful relationship, or can they just never see me jumping on that particular bandwagon again?

What do you all think?  Do I seem like the marrying type to you??


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21 thoughts on “April Fools

  1. I think any man would be lucky to get a woman like you! And if a guy can’t see that when he is with you then you need to kick his stupid ass to the curb. As to all those jerks on FaceBook they need to learn how to be better friends!!!!

  2. It’s too soon for me to call you a lost cause, but I’m hoping we get there someday…lol.

  3. Anyone who likes 80’s music and Def Leppard, ranks high in my book.

  4. I would have not believed you. Not because it couldn’t happen, but because it is April fools day.

    • I truly think most of my friends believe that it couldn’t happen. Also, can we talk about the fact that I would tell everyone personally, before I would post it on Facebook?? I had a friend get engaged recently, one of my best friends, and she posted the shit on FB before even texting me about it. What the hell is wrong with people??

  5. Heck Yeah, It would be thrilling like a roller coaster

  6. Adventures in Kevin's World on said:

    I can’t answer your question, but I will answer with a funny story from today. One of my friends posted that he was getting a lobotomy today, thank you to everyone for the support, that he hoped he remembers us when he wakes up after the surgery, yadda yadda. A few people wrote back things like “Oh my gosh! I hope everything goes OK!” Seriously? You believed THAT???????

    • I am guessing most of these people don’t know what a lobotomy is?? I, on the other hand, am quite familiar with a lobotomy, which should be quite clear to everyone, considering my exes!! hahaha

  7. Bunch of w*nkers! lol delete…block..ha ha (joking…maybe) its so annoying when people do that. Id marry you lol.
    You should have replied saying ‘just for that youre not getting any cake!’ 😉

  8. Thanks for letting me camp out in your blog for a little while today. I had a great time and tried to leave my campsite as good as when I arrived. I’ll be back in a couple of weeks!

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