April Fools
Well, I would fall into the category of an April Fool, I suppose, because I was born in April. Maybe that explains my bad choices in men! I decided to get in the spirit of the day, and do a little fooling myself, you know, kind of like the Def Leppard song. Sorry, 80’s reference, forgive my wandering ADD mind!
I chose what else, but Facebook, to play my prank. I usually don’t have a relationship status posted on my page, so I thought I would just jump right in, and go from nothing to ninety and say that I was “Engaged”!! Needless to say, the shit blew up! I even posted a pic of me wearing my fake engagement ring. There were many people who believed me, like they were genuinely happy for me because they thought I had found some man who thought I was the bee’s knees and would buy me this really big rock and proclaim his love for me on April Fool’s Day. Then there were these other fuckers, who left these comments like, “I know that’s not true”, and other shit like that, insinuating that I could never have a relationship which would lead to marriage.
Wow! Kind of hurtful. I mean, really? The whole thing was in fun. Did I really hurt anyone by doing it? I am pretty thick skinned, but what do they mean by saying those kinds of things? Can all these people never see me being in a successful relationship, or can they just never see me jumping on that particular bandwagon again?
What do you all think? Do I seem like the marrying type to you??
Fat Bottom Girl Said What 
I think any man would be lucky to get a woman like you! And if a guy can’t see that when he is with you then you need to kick his stupid ass to the curb. As to all those jerks on FaceBook they need to learn how to be better friends!!!!
Thank you dear!! Most of the time I do think I’m a damn good catch! 🙂
I concur!!! I am most of the time too if the guy can get past all my addiction crap! lol
It’s too soon for me to call you a lost cause, but I’m hoping we get there someday…lol.
Don, you’re such an ass, and I like you immensely!! hahaha I do believe we will be there soon, probably by the end of next week.
Anyone who likes 80’s music and Def Leppard, ranks high in my book.
Can we go back and live in the 80’s?? I always had a plethora of men surrounding me then! But, like their hair, they have all disappeared!!
I’m sorry to hear they disappeared, but I wouldn’t mind going back if for nothing else than to have a few laughs
Hell, I don’t behave much differently now than I did in the 80’s, and sometimes I even dress like I did back then, just for something different to do!
I would have not believed you. Not because it couldn’t happen, but because it is April fools day.
I truly think most of my friends believe that it couldn’t happen. Also, can we talk about the fact that I would tell everyone personally, before I would post it on Facebook?? I had a friend get engaged recently, one of my best friends, and she posted the shit on FB before even texting me about it. What the hell is wrong with people??
Heck Yeah, It would be thrilling like a roller coaster
You know it!!
I can’t answer your question, but I will answer with a funny story from today. One of my friends posted that he was getting a lobotomy today, thank you to everyone for the support, that he hoped he remembers us when he wakes up after the surgery, yadda yadda. A few people wrote back things like “Oh my gosh! I hope everything goes OK!” Seriously? You believed THAT???????
I am guessing most of these people don’t know what a lobotomy is?? I, on the other hand, am quite familiar with a lobotomy, which should be quite clear to everyone, considering my exes!! hahaha
Bunch of w*nkers! lol delete…block..ha ha (joking…maybe) its so annoying when people do that. Id marry you lol.
You should have replied saying ‘just for that youre not getting any cake!’ 😉
And you know I would have a totally kick ass party too!! Lots of great music, plenty of adult beverages and redneck fun!! lol
And wankers!! God I love that term!! If I say “fucking wankers” is that actually saying “wanking wankers”?? lol
Probably… But that’s an even BETTER way to say it!
Thanks for letting me camp out in your blog for a little while today. I had a great time and tried to leave my campsite as good as when I arrived. I’ll be back in a couple of weeks!
Thanks for dropping by!