Purging

03 Apr 2013

Purging

Do I seem desperate to you?

Do you think you’re my only option for companionship?

You have yourself fooled, because you’re not.

I could’ve had the hook-up with another guy the night after I caught you with your pants down.

So you know what? Fuck you.

Or better yet, go fuck yourself, because I wouldn’t fuck you with that skanky McDonald’s window working welfare whore’s vagina!!

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17 thoughts on “Purging”

donofalltrades on April 3, 2013 at 7:56 pm said:

Mmmmmm, Golden Arches are hard to resist! You go girl!

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- Fat Bottom Girl on April 3, 2013 at 8:12 pm said:
  
  I am sure he is hoping she can bring home free fries and shit. He won’t even eat at McDonalds!! That’s the best part! lol
  
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A2LSM on April 3, 2013 at 9:04 pm said:

Nothing like a good word vomit to clear your heart and head!!! Men!! I used to date a guy in the mob…I could give him a ring! 🙂

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- Fat Bottom Girl on April 3, 2013 at 9:14 pm said:
  
  Yes, please ask him to kick his dick in the dirt!! 🙂
  
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  - A2LSM on April 3, 2013 at 9:26 pm said:
    
    DONE!!! 🙂 He won’t know what hit him!!!
  - Fat Bottom Girl on April 4, 2013 at 9:26 am said:
    
    🙂
Comfortably Numb on April 4, 2013 at 3:38 am said:

get it all out 😉

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- Fat Bottom Girl on April 4, 2013 at 9:32 am said:
  
  I am trying. Hopefully soon I will have eliminated all of it so I can give you guys a break!! lol
  
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Mancakes on April 4, 2013 at 8:48 am said:

Whoa. You actually caught him in the moment? Seriously???

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- Fat Bottom Girl on April 4, 2013 at 9:22 am said:
  
  No, only in a manner of speaking. He did try to get her out before I got to his house that morning to drop off his lunch for that day. He was giving her a ride home, and I saw him just down the street from his house. On top of being a dirty cake fucker, he is also a dumbass who thinks he is smart.
  
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  - Mancakes on April 4, 2013 at 9:57 am said:
    
    He is so lucky you guys live a long distance from me….
  - Fat Bottom Girl on April 4, 2013 at 10:29 am said:
    
    Come visit!! One of my best friends wants to put a whole box full of snakes in his truck since he is deathly afraid of them! She’s into revenge!! lol
  - Mancakes on April 4, 2013 at 10:32 am said:
    
    You keep posting stories about these guys the WordPress Mafia Posse may just converge on your town!
  - Fat Bottom Girl on April 4, 2013 at 10:34 am said:
    
    Damn. . .there’s a posse?? I want to join!!
  - Mancakes on April 4, 2013 at 10:36 am said:
    
    Pretty sure you’re the Treasurer of WPMP (WordPress Mafia Posse)… Don of All Trades is Bossman.
  - Fat Bottom Girl on April 4, 2013 at 10:43 am said:
    
    Yes!! I love to touch the money!!
WomanGoneMad on April 11, 2013 at 10:58 pm said:

I am so craving some fries right now.

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