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Lazy Asses – Installment #2

How fucking lazy can you be?  Hey douchebag in the car in front of me!!  Why did your lazy ass just throw trash out of the window??  Is the interior of 1999 Ford Taurus so pristine that you can’t keep the trash in the car, until you stop at a convenience store to get you a big gulp refill and a taquito, so you can dispense of said trash in an acceptable receptacle?  You litter bug piece of shit!  Keep your Doritos bag in the damn car and throw it away in the proper place.

Oh, and smokers, be courteous!  As a former smoker, I tried to be courteous about where I put my butts.  First of all, here in Kansas (that is pronounced Kans-ass, according to the new beau), we appreciate it if you don’t throw any fire hazards out the window as you’re driving down on interstates and highways.  This is the wheat state, and we also have a lot of pasture ground, so shit tends to catch on fire around here.  Also, dump your ashtray in a damn trash can instead of out the car door in the parking lot of the local Piggly Wiggly!  Yes, the paper and what’s left of the tobacco will decompose in a couple of months, but the filter could take anywhere from 2-10 years to do the same, so just dress the damn thing and put it in the fucking trash can.

Just throw your shit away in trash can you lazy asses!!

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