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Lazy Asses – Installment #2

How fucking lazy can you be?  Hey douchebag in the car in front of me!!  Why did your lazy ass just throw trash out of the window??  Is the interior of 1999 Ford Taurus so pristine that you can’t keep the trash in the car, until you stop at a convenience store to get you a big gulp refill and a taquito, so you can dispense of said trash in an acceptable receptacle?  You litter bug piece of shit!  Keep your Doritos bag in the damn car and throw it away in the proper place.

Oh, and smokers, be courteous!  As a former smoker, I tried to be courteous about where I put my butts.  First of all, here in Kansas (that is pronounced Kans-ass, according to the new beau), we appreciate it if you don’t throw any fire hazards out the window as you’re driving down on interstates and highways.  This is the wheat state, and we also have a lot of pasture ground, so shit tends to catch on fire around here.  Also, dump your ashtray in a damn trash can instead of out the car door in the parking lot of the local Piggly Wiggly!  Yes, the paper and what’s left of the tobacco will decompose in a couple of months, but the filter could take anywhere from 2-10 years to do the same, so just dress the damn thing and put it in the fucking trash can.

Just throw your shit away in trash can you lazy asses!!

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5 thoughts on “Lazy Asses – Installment #2

  1. Perhaps Karma will allow him to get trash detail for his Community Servioce

  2. Ahhhhh people throwing rubbish out the window make me sooo angry! I usually beep my horn at them, once a girlfriend and I followed a man home just to tell him off for throwing something out the window, he was embarrassed and so should have been!

  3. Yeah, smokers. When you see that piece of cellophane followed by the bit of foil you do wonder is there no room on the floor of your car to store that until later. I’m waiting for the day when auto manufacturers decide to cut costs and not put ash trays in cars anymore like no vent windows. I do like A/C but in milder weather I did like the blast from the vent window. Showing my age, huh?

    Walmart customers seem to be inclined to empty their ashtrays in the lot a lot. Cute…lot a lot. Let your tongue have fun and play by saying that five times fast. Good practice for…well, you know. If you think about it, that’s an interesting dichotomy. NO! Not using your tongue for talking and the other thing. That they bother to use the ash tray and not litter, but then dump it on the ground and litter. I don’t live where grass or plains fires are a typical issue so that’s not it. Could it be that…THEY’RE LAZY?

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