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Peggy Gets a New Kelvinator

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If that son-of-a-bitch thinks he can buy me off with a new refrigerator, he’s got another think coming.  I know he’s been doing the hanky panky with his secretary because he comes home every night smelling faintly of Shalimar, which I’m sure he bought her, and “Love That Red” lipstick on his collar, which I don’t wear, because that’s only for whores. That cad will get his tonight when I serve him up a little bit of rat poison in his pre-dinner martini, while I’m putting the finishing fluorishes on that new Wieneroni Casserole I’ve loaded down with strychnine.  That asshole will never know what hit him.

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2 thoughts on “Peggy Gets a New Kelvinator

  1. I learned something new today — well, a few things if you count how to load a Wieneroni Casserole with strychnine. I’ve always used the phrase, “another thing coming.” However, when I saw your “another think coming” I researched it and learned that I was wr…wro….that I perhaps had been mistaken through no fault of my own. It certainly does make more sense, now that I “think” about it.

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