Fat Bottom Girl Said What

When my ass talks, people listen.

Mute Button

I love the sound you make when you’re shutting the fuck up

well that’s no way to talk to someone you supposedly love I replied

shhhh

did you hear that

no

well if you’d shut your fucking gob hole you might

no one else can get a word in edgewise when you’re around

and you’re such a goddamn negative Nancy all the time

can’t you ever be positive

and talk nice

I think I’ve forgotten how she said

well you know the old saying

if you don’t have something nice to say, then don’t say anything at all

oh christ on a cracker, now you sound like my mother

can’t you just give it a break already

take a rest

a siesta

a nap

I wish I could, I’ve almost forgotten how to sleep

I’ve become a zombie, the walking dead

eyes glazed over

feelings dulled

but in my mind I still hear you

you never fucking shut up

you’re a goddamn broken record

so zip your mouth

button your lip

lock it up and throw away the fucking key already

give me the silent treatment

because I love the sound you make when you’re shutting the fuck up

 

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10 thoughts on “Mute Button

  1. So sorry. I can’t. I have too much to say.

  2. I love you so much because you’re subtle.

  3. HA! Sounds like very good fiction, or a very poor relationship. I love this line: “I love the sound you make when you’re shutting the fuck up.”

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