Fat Bottom Girl Said What

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All About That Bass

You had to know I would post it sooner or later.  How could I let this cute little ditty about big booties slip by?  And I can shake it, shake it too.  As a matter of fact, I was just shaking it around my kitchen last night to the Grease soundtrack while cooking supper.  As always, regardless of your booty size, find a little time every day to shake your boom boom because it’s good for the spirit.

Yeah, it’s pretty clear, I ain’t no size two
But I can shake it, shake it
Like I’m supposed to do
Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places

I see the magazines workin’ that Photoshop
We know that shit ain’t real
C’mon now, make it stop
If you got beauty beauty, just raise ’em up
Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my mama she told me don’t worry about your size
She says boys like a little more booty to hold at night
You know I won’t be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll
So if that’s what you’re into then go ahead and move along

Because you know I’m
All about that bass
‘Bout that bass, no treble
I’m all about that bass
‘Bout that bass, no treble
I’m all about that bass
‘Bout that bass, no treble
I’m all about that bass
‘Bout that bass

I’m bringing booty back
Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches that
No I’m just playing I know you think you’re fat
But I’m here to tell ya
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

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11 thoughts on “All About That Bass

  1. All about the bass, no treble!! I love this chick and shared this vid on my Facebook page last week. I was so intending to come find you and share it with you, but you beat me to it, my lovely FBG!! Love it and I love YOU! 🙂 XOXO

  2. I wonder how Mrs. Obama feels about this. 😉

  3. Is this the FBG anthem? I love it. My boyfriend and I totally agree with the sentiment behind this song.

  4. Woohoo! I’m sure you could have made a better video than that one, maybe in your Carmen Miranda fruit, but what a great little tune! Catchy, too!

  5. Apparently, there still needs to be some education about booty shakin’.

    “Writers and producers [at Warner Brothers] seem to believe that the most sinister curse to place upon the resident pretty girl is to make her “overweight” — a size eight….” (link below)

    Yep, in the latest adventures of Scooby Doo, the character Daphne has a curse put on her by some baddy and suffers the horrific torture of weight gain. They also “mess up” her hair a little and put her in a frumpy dress just to make it clear that the curse is about being ooogly. Because life-threatening.

    This is ten steaming cups of bullshit. I couldn’t believe it at first, I thought for sure the Onion was behind this because it was just so blatantly offensive and stupid. But no, it’s real. It’s on sale now, ready for your children to imprint into their little psyches. I’d like to imprint my boot into someone’s ass.

    Read it and weep, then please do one of your awesome posts about it because I have ever so much more vitriol to spray about this.


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