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Honey Do (it for a blowjob?) List

Most of the time I don’t mind mowing, but last night was an exception. Due to unusually high amounts of rainfall here in “Oz”, the grass is growing at an alarming rate. Add to the rate of growth the fact that it’s near impossible to get it mowed between rain showers, and the fact the humidity is hovering around 85%, and you’ve got a virtual perfect recipe for knee-high vegetation and mosquitoes the size of a small child. All of these factors led to me wondering what it would take to get a man to mow my lawn; actually, to get a man to do numerous chores around my house. The answer? Blowjobs!! Seriously, I can’t be the first woman who has thought of this, right?? What is one thing a man always seems to want, but can never get enough of?? Besides beer! Yep, blowjobs. BJ’s. Oral copulation. Wouldn’t that be a fair trade?? He mows the lawn – blowjob. He fixes the roof – blowjob. He lifts heavy shit and kills bugs – blowjob. I think this is a perfect solution, and there must be a man out there who would be willing to enter into this sort of arrangement with me. Maybe I will just need to place an ad in the paper.

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39 thoughts on “Honey Do (it for a blowjob?) List

  1. lmao…pavlov would love you!

  2. You my dear have this shit figured OUT! craigs list this shit! I cant stop laughing…I was going to say for the right amt of $ I would do it…BUT HELL…Ill just come over and well advertise for TWO for the price of one. While we sip on our drinks…lounge around…eat bons bons…this shit right here is GOLD…

  3. The barter system is alive and well in Oz. Do you know how to cook decent fried chicken? That works, too.

  4. damn…you’re on to something!!!

  5. Hoiw fast did you say that grass grows?

  6. And how many hours away is OZ?

  7. At least now I know where all the Alaska mosquitoes went.

    Oh wait. That wasn’t really the subject of your post, was it.

    No wonder I’m single.

  8. I think I’d rather pay them in beer . . .

  9. Did you see if it works yet?? πŸ˜‰

  10. FatBottom, This is awesome! Laughing sooooo hard right now, mama. Half of the fun is reading all the comments by the other adorable and funny humans. I absolutely LOVED Chris’ replies. Sorry, I will NOT be showing this post to my husband. LOL!

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