Fat Bottom Girl Said What

When my ass talks, people listen.


Redd’s Apple Ale
seen today sitting off to the side of the cash register
while in the grocery store check-out linesynchronicity
I have thought about you all week
Wondering if you’re going to
pick up that damn flip phone of yours
and punch in my digits
A chance meeting
Your buddy says something to me
as I walk past you in the bar
so I stop
Start chatting but you say nothing
My mouth can’t hold back sarcasm
so I ask if you talk
you standing there so handsome, with a Redd’s in your hand
You say you do
Once started you don’t stop
and I am glad
Later on I want you to stop talking
because what you’re saying is scaring me
it’s like you’ve crawled inside my head
and you know exactly what my brain
wants to hear from a man
Are you a man?
Are you a real man and not just one in disguise?
I guess I may never know
if you can’t push the buttons on the damn flip phone

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3 thoughts on “Whatshisname

  1. Oh, the joy of Redds. πŸ™‚

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