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Zen & The Art of Asking for Directions

I attempt to find my Zen
At the bottom of a beer can
While reminding myself
That regardless of the chaos around me
I must learn to find some peace
I have searched high and low for it
Overturned furniture
Flipped mattresses
Dug holes in the yard
Tried to fuck a path to it
You elusive bitch
You are burrowed somewhere within me
I need directions to find you
Where did I put that fucking map?

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17 thoughts on “Zen & The Art of Asking for Directions

  1. Poetry is over my head normally, and this one reminds me I forgot to get beer on the way home tonight.

  2. I had a similar experience in an attempt to find my Pez…

  3. Substitute Zen for patience and you are me!

  4. I like.
    Denmother

  5. I have nominated you for the Best Moment Award http://wp.me/p2Ce06-MA

  6. Can I have a beer?

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