Fat Bottom Girl Said What

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Hunting Lessons

Did I give you the ammunition?

That’s what it feels like right now.

Fuck, I feel like I almost loaded the damn gun for you!

I opened my big mouth and told you where the sweet spot was.

You know, right where you needed to aim for, if you wanted to shoot to kill.

So you took your shot, and you hit your target.

Would I expect any less out of a country boy like you?

You should be proud; one shot, one kill.

Maybe now you can have me stuffed and mounted.

You can hang me on your wall, so when all the other women come to fuck you they can see what a successful hunter you are.

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9 thoughts on “Hunting Lessons

  1. Mancakes on said:

    OK so this is either a post about how he blew your mind in bed or something way more negative and unhappy….. ?? I’m thinking its not the happy sweet spot you are referring to….

  2. Mancakes on said:

    Well fuck. Country boy, damn you!!!

  3. Boy you read my mind!!! I keep wondering the hell I was thinking to hand him a loaded gun… Sorry he was such a jerk!!!

  4. I wouldn’t like to be country boy.

  5. 😦 (really fucking good post though)

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