Hunting Lessons

Did I give you the ammunition?

That’s what it feels like right now.

Fuck, I feel like I almost loaded the damn gun for you!

I opened my big mouth and told you where the sweet spot was.

You know, right where you needed to aim for, if you wanted to shoot to kill.

So you took your shot, and you hit your target.

Would I expect any less out of a country boy like you?

You should be proud; one shot, one kill.

Maybe now you can have me stuffed and mounted.

You can hang me on your wall, so when all the other women come to fuck you they can see what a successful hunter you are.

9 thoughts on “Hunting Lessons”

Mancakes on March 21, 2013 at 9:12 pm said:

OK so this is either a post about how he blew your mind in bed or something way more negative and unhappy….. ?? I’m thinking its not the happy sweet spot you are referring to….

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- Fat Bottom Girl on March 21, 2013 at 9:44 pm said:
  
  I would err on the side of negative and unhappy. 😦
  
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Mancakes on March 21, 2013 at 10:02 pm said:

Well fuck. Country boy, damn you!!!

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- Fat Bottom Girl on March 21, 2013 at 10:05 pm said:
  
  Guess the country boy is no better than those city slickers after all!
  
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A2LSM on March 22, 2013 at 2:00 am said:

Boy you read my mind!!! I keep wondering the hell I was thinking to hand him a loaded gun… Sorry he was such a jerk!!!

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- Fat Bottom Girl on March 24, 2013 at 9:19 am said:
  
  Well, I guess jerks happen! 🙂
  
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Doggy's Style on March 22, 2013 at 11:40 am said:

I wouldn’t like to be country boy.

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Comfortably Numb on March 28, 2013 at 5:33 pm said:

😦 (really fucking good post though)

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- Fat Bottom Girl on March 28, 2013 at 6:24 pm said:
  
  Thanks! Unfortunately, I think we give people all the ammunition they need to hurt us, and those that are weaker than us will use it against us.
  
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