Still histrionic, still a bookwhore; just faking competence because of my kid.
i've choked on my words for far too long
It's not the length of life, but the depth.
This is my mind, it’s not supposed to make sense.
Where Sarcasm Gets Drunk and Lets Its Hair Down
Shining the light of truth on delusion
Researching, investigating, and writing about the paranormal.
You either get it... or you don't.
Inky blackness, a yawning void ~
"Eye Fly High"
A weekly series edited by Jena Schwartz
Read. Ingest the words. Like little blue pills, they will affect you.
the stories behind the pictures, and vice versa
Just my thoughts for all to behold
🍃 Fully Living The Unfinished Things Of Life Through Writings. 🍃
A baking and dessert blog.
Writer, Tarot Reader, Designer
a little bit of this and a little bit of that
Seeking Beauty Beyond the Scars
The home of Emma O'Brien
The musings of a scorpion who would have been an eagle
I blog now. I know, I can't believe it either.
Paul Johnson's comedy blog: I didn't get into comedy to be rich or famous. All I've ever wanted was to be loved...by somebody rich and famous.
Fat Bottom Girl Said What 
Welll……maybe this will cheer you up … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QILiHiTD3uc&feature=player_embedded
That made me cry!! That poor little monkey standing there looking so freakin’ lost and lonely in his little coat. hahaha
Ok..how about this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o
That’s some crazy shit! Like a greased pig contest for monkeys! lol
Honey you need to give yourself a five fingered high five.
I was talking about sex with an actual partner. I can fly solo! 😉 lol
Stupid men not putting out for you?
Kind of hard to get laid when I can’t even get a date! I’m not really one to pick up a dude in a bar anymore.
yeah bar dudes suck. Men suck… which sometimes is nice. But when they don’t suck and don’t ask you out… grrr You’re so much fun, don’t they see?!
A lot of men around my age seem to be totally pissed off at women—they’ve been married once, or twice, some of them, and feel like they’ve gotten the short end of the stick. They don’t want a relationship, they want a fuck buddy who they don’t have to even take out in public. 😦 The dating scene sucks.
Awww I am sorry for douchebags. Men seem to always want women way younger than them too. That pisses me off. I don’t get it. If I was single I wouldn’t date an older man because of that reason.
That’s why ever since my divorce I have usually dated younger guys. I’m not a cougar though, because I don’t want to have to teach them everything! lol
lol I can get that.
It is like the supreme court said about ponography. You will know it when you see it.
Jules happened to show some pics of dicks wrapped up in sweaters. It was a good thing she told me what they were, because I had almost forgotten. hahaha