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Cougar Country

Wanted to give you all an update on my quest to become a cougar!  I am chuckling to myself while I type that, because I’m not really on a quest to become a cougar.  If it happens, that’s fine, if it doesn’t, that’s fine too.  I’m not going to be chasing them down and sinking my claws into them or anything.  I’ll let them knock on my door.

Anyway, just wanted to let you know what happened with “Fuckalicious”.  He looks extremely fuckalicious, but I guess I won’t be finding out if he is anytime soon.  He texted Monday night, after we’d just discussed getting together sometime in the near future, to tell me he and his ex had gotten back together.  Sometime between 10 am and 9 pm, they reconciled.  Isn’t that sweet??  Just precious, isn’t it?  I’m just being a sarcastic shit.  I’m not mad.  I told him best of luck, and he knows where to find me.  I didn’t waste the “exes are exes for a reason” speech on him.  He’ll figure it out.  I will miss the thought of having my way with that though.  The only thing that kept running through my head after all that occurred was a song by Christina Aguilera that I am particularly fond of.  It just made me think of him!  Well, back to the jungle to find more hotties!





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6 thoughts on “Cougar Country

  1. You don’t want to be with someone that acts like that anyway. Personally, I never found younger guys attractive.

    • Well, he’s not relationship material, but I wouldn’t kick him out of the bed for eating crackers. He is extremely hot. Let me clarify–he looks really freakin’ good. Like I said, don’t think he’s terribly smart, and probably lacks in the personality department. Even if I had met him, it might possibly have been one of those deals where I was totally turned off because he couldn’t carry on a conversation. It is sort of flattering to have a hot 30 year old scratching at the door though. Like I said–I am an attention whore! 🙂

      • You saw my blog….can you get any more attention whore than me?

        My problem is, even if a guy were just a fuck buddy I can’t get turned on unless he is smart. Weird huh? I love to look, don’t get me wrong. My friends tease me about my need for nerds. I really love a never bad boy. But I am married so the point is moot.

  2. I would agree that a large part of seduction is mental. My problem is I really like the bad boys–that’s what gets me into trouble! I am starting to figure out though, that sometimes those nerdy boys can be like wolves in sheep’s clothing, so I can’t discount them. 😉

    If we’re talking total package, then yes, I like smart guys, or at least clever guys, with a good sense of humor–that is totally hot!!

  3. Smart guys with great senses of humor are undoubtedly the best pursuit in the long run. Of course, I am one, so I suppose I’m biased. 😉 I may or may not have lickable pecs. In any case, it sounds like Mr. F-licious just wasn’t meant to be. The hunt has happiness and holds humor, hopefully. Thanks for your visits, likes, et. al. I shall come back here more often as well. Anyone who can so well name their blog after a Queen song is golden in my book!

    • Thanks for coming to visit! Thanks for leaving a comment too. Pretty sure you are the first person who got the fat bottom girl connection, which is way cool in my book! ;). Hope you visit again real soon.

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