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Love Goggles

Yes, they are related to beer goggles. But beer goggles are much easier to take off than love goggles. Beer goggles last until the next morning. Hell, who are we kidding? Sometimes they only last a few hours. But love goggles? Shit, those things can stay on for years. And they’re not just slightly tinted, like a cheap pair of dollar store sunglasses. Love goggles are like that illegal tint on your windows–not only can you not see in, you can barely see out either. Yep, they totally blind you to nearly everything.

This being said, I send a plea out to all my friends–the next time I fall in love, please do me a favor and tell me if the guy is ugly.

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