One Shakespearean Sentence
Me thinketh you doth drink too much
That you drown whatever needs drowning in numerous cans of Bud Light
Often until you slur the expletives pouring from your mouth
Jovial you are
Storyteller you hold my attention
You bring laughter to my life
You scare the shit out of me
Are you one big, walking red flag?
Should I turn and walk the other way for fear
You are just like him and one day the laughter
Will have turned to harsh words spoken on the breath of beer
Unable to control the disgust you feel for me
Because I am strong and you are weak
Fat Bottom Girl Said What 