One Shakespearean Sentence

10 Jan 2013

One Shakespearean Sentence

Me thinketh you doth drink too much
That you drown whatever needs drowning in numerous cans of Bud Light
Often until you slur the expletives pouring from your mouth

Jovial you are
Storyteller you hold my attention
You bring laughter to my life

You scare the shit out of me

Are you one big, walking red flag?

Should I turn and walk the other way for fear
You are just like him and one day the laughter
Will have turned to harsh words spoken on the breath of beer
Unable to control the disgust you feel for me
Because I am strong and you are weak

Posted in Bad Poetry, Uncategorized and tagged I am always the strong one and sometimes it feels like a curse, I like beer, I wanted to use thinketh in a sentence, red flags

15 thoughts on “One Shakespearean Sentence”

Adam S on January 10, 2013 at 7:31 pm said:

I’m not sure how to take this. I almost want to laugh…but that, I think, would be inappropriate.

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- Fat Bottom Girl on January 10, 2013 at 7:44 pm said:
  
  I guess it evokes whatever it evokes in you, and if that is laughter, then you must laugh. I wish I could laugh about it. . .perhaps that would make it easier to know how to feel about it. As it is, I feel like a runner with my feet in the starting blocks, poised, anticipating something, ready to run at the first sign of trouble.
  
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  - Adam S on January 10, 2013 at 8:06 pm said:
    
    Ok. I feel like a fucking douche bag then. I’m way off, per usual. What’s the scoop?
  - Fat Bottom Girl on January 15, 2013 at 1:06 pm said:
    
    Well, if it isn’t my grandma’s old. . . .hahahaha. . .just kidding!! You shouldn’t feel like a douche, because you never know what’s going on in my head!! I’m just debating a relationship, in my strange, discombobulated way. It’s all good. . .for now! lol
  - Adam S on January 15, 2013 at 3:21 pm said:
    
    Well, I’ll look for a follow post. \m/
rebecca2000 on January 10, 2013 at 7:33 pm said:

I hate an ugly drunk.

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- Fat Bottom Girl on January 10, 2013 at 7:45 pm said:
  
  I was entirely too close to an ugly one for too long. I can’t live through another one like him.
  
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  - rebecca2000 on January 10, 2013 at 7:46 pm said:
    
    Then don’t You deserve better.
  - Fat Bottom Girl on January 10, 2013 at 7:51 pm said:
    
    I know I do, but some days I am a weak, pathetic excuse for a woman, and I am lonely as hell. Do you realize my phone almost never rings?? I float through life. I go unnoticed. I am tired of it.
  - rebecca2000 on January 10, 2013 at 7:58 pm said:
    
    Aww I would never suspect that to be true of you. You’re amazing, and fun, and funny.
  - Fat Bottom Girl on January 15, 2013 at 1:03 pm said:
    
    Thanks sweetie!!! 🙂
Still Loving Him on January 10, 2013 at 9:39 pm said:

I hate drunks, period.

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- Fat Bottom Girl on January 15, 2013 at 1:42 pm said:
  
  I hate mean drunks. I had a loser ex-boyfriend who was a mean drunk, so I am always fearful when I think a guy seems to drink a lot. But I work with a bunch of guys who consume lots of alcohol, and they are some of the best guys I know, so I think it just depends.
  
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rebecca2000 on January 19, 2013 at 4:01 pm said:

Where have you been beautiful?

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- Fat Bottom Girl on January 19, 2013 at 4:03 pm said:
  
  Gettin’ me some! 😉
  
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