Truck drivers! You lazy asses! What is this fascination with pissing in gallon containers and leaving them on the exit ramp? Seriously, I understand your need to urinate. I would even go so far as to say I understand your need to urinate in an old milk jug, because you need to make time and can’t spare the ten minutes to pull into the rest area and take a proper whiz. But really, could you do the rest of us the courtesy of disposing of your pee properly? Who in the fuck do you think is going to pick up that jug of apple juice looking piss you have so kindly left sitting on the side of the road? Your lazy ass needs to take care of that yourself!