April Fools
Well, I would fall into the category of an April Fool, I suppose, because I was born in April. Maybe that explains my bad choices in men! I decided to get in the spirit of the day, and do a little fooling myself, you know, kind of like the Def Leppard song. Sorry, 80’s reference, forgive my wandering ADD mind!
I chose what else, but Facebook, to play my prank. I usually don’t have a relationship status posted on my page, so I thought I would just jump right in, and go from nothing to ninety and say that I was “Engaged”!! Needless to say, the shit blew up! I even posted a pic of me wearing my fake engagement ring. There were many people who believed me, like they were genuinely happy for me because they thought I had found some man who thought I was the bee’s knees and would buy me this really big rock and proclaim his love for me on April Fool’s Day. Then there were these other fuckers, who left these comments like, “I know that’s not true”, and other shit like that, insinuating that I could never have a relationship which would lead to marriage.
Wow! Kind of hurtful. I mean, really? The whole thing was in fun. Did I really hurt anyone by doing it? I am pretty thick skinned, but what do they mean by saying those kinds of things? Can all these people never see me being in a successful relationship, or can they just never see me jumping on that particular bandwagon again?
What do you all think? Do I seem like the marrying type to you??
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