Drinking the ‘ol Virgin Bourbon again…hoping for a miracle. Hell if a virgin can get an immaculate conception, do you think there’s a chance that at the very least I could get immaculately laid??
**How many times you think I have to mention how good this whiskey is before they send me a case of it??
Today I want to give a shout-out to my favorite furry friend, Buffalo Tom Peabody, and his sidekick, Gunther Tootie, over at Buffalo Tom Peabody’s Blog. BTP and Gunther, never fail to make me chuckle with their antics and shenanigans. Also, you can’t resist the BTP boxer shorts! When I saw this picture this morning, I thought of you two!! Here’s wishing you all 9 lives, well-lived! Go check them out, and tell them I sent you.
Holy hell…do you think if I drink enough I will be one again? If so, you would hear men sobbing.
I think adults should be able to trick or treat….at the liquor store!!!
Definitions:
Burning Bush: a shrub which turns bright red in the fall.
Burning Bush: what your crotch feels like when you try to Nair the hair off of it.
Some days my house screams ADD, some days my house screams OCD, other days my house just screams.
Challenge yourself, speak up, find your voice and sing your own personal song, don’t take shit from anyone, love who you are or find the courage to change yourself. Be you. Be brave!
Granny panties and an unshaved cooter and legs—the ultimate female cock block.
Word to the wise: If you don’t want to fall in love with me, you best not eat my cooking.
If you’re in need of a good belly laugh today– and seriously, who couldn’t use one of those at least a couple of times a day?—get your ass over and check out the Glamour Beards!! Do I find this so humorous because I paid for some of those Glamour Shot things in the early 90’s??
http://www.bromygod.com/2013/09/19/glamour-beards-latest-internet-trend/
Fiction, and other made-up stories
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