Fat Bottom Girl Said What

When my ass talks, people listen.

Flim-Flam Man

You’re a charlatan

a sham fraud fake imposter

a flim-flam man in a Ford

a peddler in false hope

your lies suspended in snake oil

to make them slide down easier

“Come one! Come all!

I’ve got just what you need”

you shout

hawking your elixir to unsuspecting women

promising results

but never delivering

Take your spiel

and your wares elsewhere

as I have no patience for a shyster

whose life is already promised to another

parading panaceas



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6 thoughts on “Flim-Flam Man

  1. Heartafire on said:

    Amen !

  2. Oh, I hear that! And I know these charlatans are still busy, busy, busy… I have been learning though, that it’s not the men we have to trust. I shut off my instincts for the ‘rewards’ for awhile. Never again, though.

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