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Edna

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The name’s Edna.  I smoke Pall Malls and I love to play the bingo.  Wednesday evenings and Sunday afternoons I play the bingo at the Catholic Church hall.  Their pots are okay, but they never serve alcoholic beverages, and bingo just isn’t as fun without my beverages.   That’s why I play at the VFW on Thursday and Friday evenings, so I can suck down a few cold ones while using my lucky dobber and puffing on a Pall Mall.  Last year I took one of those bus tour things to Nashville with my winnings.  I got to see the Grand Ole Opry, and not that new-fangled one, but the original one at the Ryman.  I got to sit my butt on a bench and look up at the stage where it all started.  Because there’s nothing I love more than country music.  Except an ice cold PBR. And a Pall Mall.  And bingo.

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2 thoughts on “Edna

  1. I was looking images of 1960’s hairdos and this lady popped up. Looks exactly like my great aunt Dot when I was 6. She smelled of bourbon and menthol cigarettes. Thanks for this!

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