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The Poison Pen

Well, it happened today, and I have to say I’m just a bit excited. This uncouth, somewhat raunchy, fat bottom girl got her very first poem published in an actual publication, not just something I printed out of my garage on that old mimeograph machine.

It’s the first time I’ve ever had anything published, and I’m so glad it’s on Elephant Journal. Have you ever checked out Elephant Journal? It’s got a little bit of everything–poetry, astrology, relationship advice, healthy living, yoga–really, just a plethora of knowledge from tons of different authors.  Best part is, it’s almost free.  I say almost, because you can read three articles each day for free. I could never stop at three, so I bought a subscription for a mere $13 for a whole year, and it’s been some of the best money I’ve ever spent.

But without further ado, please, I’m begging you, go read, share with your friends, stay to read a couple more articles. Most of all, enjoy, as I’m hoping this is a first in a long line of published writing for me.

http://www.elephantjournal.com/2015/08/leave-now-poem/

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22 thoughts on “The Poison Pen

  1. Congratulations! I’m so happy for you.

  2. Congrats. See you as a guest on late night TV

  3. Fantastic! How exciting for you. Congrats!

  4. After reading it, it’s easy to understand why your poem was included. Beautifully crafted — It evokes images, emotion and truth. Well done, my dear 😉

  5. Great news. Congratulations! When you are you doing a poets tour?

  6. Congratulations! So exciting! and nice to see your face too…

  7. No one is more deserving of being published than you. Truly one of the most dedicated writers I have ever known.

    You have earned all the accolades you will receive

  8. I’m catching up after a long time away. Good for you! Brava! Kudos! Well done! Publication is AWESOME, sister! Way to go! xoxoB

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