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Guest Posting on Valley Girl Gone Country

I was graciously asked to guest post on Valley Girl Gone Country, and quickly agreed, as I had something on my mind as my 46th (gasp) birthday loomed.  Those of you in your 40’s know aging is not for the faint-hearted, but there’s one particular thing which sticks in my craw about it.  Head on over to Valley Girl Gone Country, and check out my post “Forever in Blue Jeans”, and you’ll find out what it is.  Much thanks to Jolene for inviting this Fat Bottom Girl to guest post!!

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4 thoughts on “Guest Posting on Valley Girl Gone Country

  1. Thanks for hosting today on my blog!!!

    Happy Birthday 🙂

    I totally can relate to this post…..being 41 or maybe it’s 42, shit who’s paying attention (plus I’ve had one too many mimosas this morning). I swear gravity is really showing me a thing or two since turning 40…..my boobs resemble cow utters, losing weight is nearly impossible and every morning that I wake I sound like my granny complaining about “ohhhh my bones!! my stiff bones” sure I do it in silence, heaven forbid I say it outloud because that’s when I hear all the old jokes!!

  2. Very good. But lets face it. The only perfect pair of jeans are the ones coming off as fast as you can.

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