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11 thoughts on “Not A Fairytale”

1. The Dimwit Diary on July 15, 2013 at 5:06 am said:

   How could someone only say you’re beautiful once? What a wang. I hope you told that person that more than once.

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   • lisajohnsonsawyer on July 15, 2013 at 7:43 am said:

     Hold on FBG…I gotta take this one.

     Dear Dimwit…*imagery with me on one knee looking up into Dimwits ray banned covered glassy souled eyes singing*….
     “You are so beautiful….to pee,
     You are so beautiful…to pee, eeee e
     You’re everything I hoped for,
     You’re everything I need,
     You are so beautiful….to pee.”

     I think that was 3x….yes. 3x a manly. You’re welcome. Love, pee pants.

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     • The Dimwit Diary on July 16, 2013 at 8:54 am said:

       Thanks pee pants! I love that song! It’s…beautiful.
     • Fat Bottom Girl on July 16, 2013 at 9:21 am said:

       Did it make YOU pee your pants with delight?? lol
     • The Dimwit Diary on July 16, 2013 at 9:22 am said:

       No, because I peed in the shower this morning. Just kidding! I haven’t taken a shower yet. I really need to get a job. Soon, I hope!
     • Fat Bottom Girl on July 16, 2013 at 9:29 am said:

       I have one, most of the time it’s overrated!! lol I hope you find something soon, because you’re an enormous talent!!
     • The Dimwit Diary on July 16, 2013 at 10:46 am said:

       Thanks darling! Hey, could you shoot me a quick email just so I have yours? I’m working on putting together the “Dining With Dimwits” list, even though it’s quite some time away until I can meet up with everyone. Trying to get it organized a little while things are quiet, which is not my forte.

       Here’s mine. Cheers!

       pittsburghchris@gmail.com
   • Fat Bottom Girl on July 15, 2013 at 8:07 am said:

     Well, he is a Fuck Stick. Really, what more could I expect from a Fuck Stick?

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2. lisajohnsonsawyer on July 15, 2013 at 7:44 am said:

   When a man loves a woman…

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3. Kira on July 15, 2013 at 4:14 pm said:

   What an ass! You deserve so much more than him, my friend. So much more. I have a present for you 🙂 Wordle Wednesdays now has its own blog!! Some of my blogger friends will be running it…I’ll pitch in when I can too! I had people requesting its return so I thought it would be better to have it on its own blog since mine is all about focusing on my therapy right now. I will post the link for the WW blog tomorrow or if you want me to I will post it here for you now. 🙂

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   • Fat Bottom Girl on July 15, 2013 at 7:34 pm said:

     Kick Ass!! I need me some Wordle Wednesday!! It helps to get my creative poetry juices flowing. 🙂 I have missed it!!! Doing a little happy dance right now!!

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