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Ding-Dong the Witch Is (Not) Dead

wicked witchThe monkeys are flying again
They bring the doubts, the insecurity, the fear of abandonment
Who feeds you bastards??
The Wicked Witch is dead.
Or is she?
Maybe she is my alter ego.
She feeds you those everlasting tasty morsels of deceit, unfaithfulness, and verbal abuse,
And you take flight.
How do I clip your wings and keep you grounded forever?

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6 thoughts on “Ding-Dong the Witch Is (Not) Dead

  1. Oh, Sexypants. It’s probably a little of each: you, based on the past experiences of the men who came before. Sounds like your previous guys were A LOT like my previous guys. I hope they all get preferred seating in hell.

  2. Aha! I can relate to both versions of this post, actually!

  3. Mine only come out to feed at night. I worry and fret. Then I get up in the morning and couldn’t care less about all I worried about the night before.

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