Fat Bottom Girl Said What

When my ass talks, people listen.

Going Off The Rails

Yes, I am.
Right now, right here, at my desk, at work.
I try to fight it.
I try to calm myself.
The anxiety overtakes me.
The crazy sets in.
I want to escape, but the jump from my window isn’t even far enough to break my arm.

Happy Fucking Friday


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11 thoughts on “Going Off The Rails

  1. I got a free lifetime pass!

  2. You just need to land on your head instead of your ass, dear!

  3. Ozzy! Ozzy! Now it will be a happy fucking friday.

  4. Wow..what a great song for my bullshit day. Aye carumba, fuck me runnin’ today.

  5. You so wouldn’t have wanted to be me on Friday! lol All I have to say is judgmental friends(ex-friends) and a judgmental mother, does not a good Friday make!

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