Wishes do come true!!
Ha! You thought I was going to tell you I met the man of my dreams today, didn’t you?? Well, no such luck, but I did get a wish for Christmas this year–the Easy-Bake Oven I had wanted for over 30 years! What was it about this thing that made me long for cooking equipment? Was it the picture of Betty Crocker on the box, with her Aqua-Netted hairdo? Was it the idea of all the tasty morsels coming out piping hot? I still can’t put my finger on it, but there was some sort of marketing genius involved; that shit worked so good I kept wanting the stupid thing even after I was a grown-up, going so far as to commisserate to friends about not getting one. So this year said smart-ass friends, come across one at a yard sale, snatch it up, and keep it until Christmas when it is wrapped and given to me. I laughed my ass off when I opened the thing. I only wish they had been there when I opened it. Little did my 7 year old self know, that the Easy-Bake Oven wasn’t all that “easy”, and most items take forever to cook, if they even end up cooking at all, because it uses a damn light bulb to “bake” the stuff! Once again, quite like most men, it was much better in my mind than in reality.
Fat Bottom Girl Said What 
Since it takes so long, maybe you should try the Easy Bake Microwave. It tastes awful, but is really fast.
Dammit!! Now I have to get one of those! lol
Yes the Easy Bake oven. My equivelant was the Transformers, other than the fact that I got a Transformer and haven’t waited over 30 years to get one. Congrats on fulfilling your dreams finally this year!
Thanks Mr. Bitter! 🙂
You know what, Betty Crocker is kinda foxy!
Well, you know, technically, she is “every woman”. Plus, it’s that total 70’s ‘do with all the Aqua Net on it. I know it’s making your man parts throb!
No doubt! I think it’s the hair that’s doing it for me.
You want to bury your nose in that Aqua-Netted mane, don’t you naughty boy?!?
I’m sweating. Profusely.
Betty Crocker’s hairdo kind of looks like the brunette version of the Church Lady’s. . . you get where I’m going with this, right?? Sicko! hahaha Still ❤ you and your crazy word shizzle!
Church Lady’s need a good pound in the round once in awhile too?
Oh, lmao Adam. . .that is so true! With a little hair pull added in!
Are you sure it isn’t a children’s toy that’s supposed to heat up tic-tacs and bubble gum and stuff? You could probably cook a cockroach in it too.